Captain Poo

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A person who has surpassed the rank of poo private, and poo sergeant, AND poo colonel. This person chooses who poops where and when...and how

Sean is getting a call from Captain Poo

Captain Poo by PokéSean August 14, 2008

Words you can keep

Captain Poopypants

A female astronaut who traveled 950 miles wearing a diaper to attack the "other woman" in a love triangle.

CAPTAIN: Keep your hands off him bitch!
VICTIM: Yuck, what's that smell? You must be Captain Poopypants.

Captain Poopypants by Cuntoleezza Rice February 10, 2007

Captain Poop Dick

Someone with a lot on their mind and is being a dick to everyone.

Casey has been acting like Captain Poop Dick all day.

Captain Poop Dick by Poottiepoo August 23, 2016

Captain Poopshoot

A comeback to any gay joke that you are the butt of
Also, for people who are really dicks, assholes, or really stupid.

Shut up Captain Poopshoot, you ass-packing anal pirate who likes to shove his treasure in everyone's south seas, likes to swab the poop deck, and go Arggggghh matey

Captain Poopshoot by LIke you care August 2, 2006

Captain Pooding

A Bit Like Captain Slow, But much more fast and pooding.
see: Pooding

Is it a bird? nope plane? nope... by joe! it's Captain Pooding
Captain pooding facebooked your mother
He also Spellchecked ur dads name

Captain Pooding by bumsectomy June 1, 2009

Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants

the fourth book in the Captain Underpants series written by Dav Pilkey

Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants is the best book.

Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

Captaincook cunt

A white Australian/ references to Captain cook being the first white australian.

Abo: Gimme a moke you captaincook cunt!

Captaincook cunt by pud69 December 20, 2010

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026