moke

Anyone (Usually of Hawaiian ancestry) who actively participates in one or more of the following moke activities-
Surfing
Bodyboarding
Bodysurfing with McDonalds Tray
Hawaiian Canoe Paddling
Driving a Lifted Pickup
Listening to Reggae/Jawaiian Music
Playing an ukulele
Stealing shoes/slippahs
Smoking Weed

There is one mandatory qualification though... For one to be a full fledged "moke", one must be well versed if not fluent in pidgin english.
Ho, Brah... U such a moke, cuz...
by MVC March 19, 2003
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Hawaiian pidgin for: a big local "braddah"

Someone from Hawaii that is most or all of the following:

Hawaiian or Hawaiian mixed
Big!!!
Likes to scrap
Likes to drink
Drives a truck
Works construction
Longboards, bodyboards, or bodysurfs
Loves Hawaiian music
Loves to eat
Hates haoles
Goes offroading
Goes hunting (for wild pigs)
Owns a pitbull (or some other bad-ass dog)
Works Security/Bounces
Has a "Proud to Be Hawaiian" sticker on his truck
Cruizes at da beach on his day off
Lives in "da country" outside of the city
Wut, you going Waianae side? Watch out get plenny mokes out dea! No act dumb!!

All da mokes wen chase me outta da watah!!
by JLiRD March 03, 2007
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Hawaiian pidgin describing and/or classifying a male based on their displayed personality traits.

"Moke" can be used to describe a male (usually of Hawiian descent, and/or from/living in Hawaii) who exhibits traits of outgoing, personality type "B", and/or "bully" style behavior.

Males that cause others to cross the street to avoid them may sometimes be called "mokes".

Percieved "bullies" may sometimes be called "mokes".

Agressive, while not always violent behavior, may be exhibited. At the same time, verbal opinions, points of view, comments, and/or exclamations will be expressed using the commonly accepted, Hawaiian pidgin dialect.

While the term "moke" invokes images of negative connotations, this may not always be the case.

Bouncers, security, older brothers/cousins that don't like you trying to date their little sisters/cousins may also be wrongly classified as "mokes", due to the fact that they usually scare the user.

Surfers
Bodyboarders
Offroaders
Field workers
Security
Bouncers
Her uncle that hates you
The neighborhood kid who wanna be da kine badd ass
Pot smokers/famers
Bullies
Pitbull Owners (this includes other "bad ass" breeds as well)
Guys that typically cause fear without ever speaking to them
The guys that laughed and/or picked on you in school for being a kook

...are usually labled "mokes".

Use your imagination to determine what a "moke-ette" can be.
Fo real, J-boy wanna be one kine moke now dat his braddah jes got out.

by Hapawannabe December 07, 2007
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people that talk pidgeon and are from hawaii.
Eh brah get dakine? Ho killahz ah. Cheeeheeee Pono!
by Tasi August 13, 2003
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Yo guys we should totally go hit up the spot and go moke.

Hey yo J-mur and T-Beezy lets hop in the mazda 3 and go moke on a spills run!
by k-zirk October 17, 2010
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When Guido fell behind his payment schedule the loan sharks sent over the mokes for a tune-up.
by Anton Chigurh January 08, 2009
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(As a noun)- A Mario joke.
(As a verb)- The act of making a Mario joke.
Mario mokes.

Mokes make me pee my pants.

To moke is only for the most of hilarious of individuals.

If Mario keeps moking, I think I'll cry.
by Mari-yo-yo December 11, 2010
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