CapnCratch

A complete freak loser who has nothing better to do with their lives than edit crap definitions for bullshit words on urbandictionary.

Even God hates CapnCratch.

by wtfeyoucompletedouche February 5, 2010

CapnCrack

CapnCrack, also known as "The Capn", is one of the possible sleeper sock puppets of Wikipedia's infamous Willy on Wheels. CapnCrack vandalizes by adding bad edit summaries to articles after saving. His sock puppets usually involve pursuing sexual relations with female admins.

CapnCrack liked to pursue sex with female admins such as this sock puppet account named "CapnCrack assimilated BorgQueen's titties last night".

by IceSickleSHAKE April 6, 2008

catscratches

someones cuts that they cover up

“hey what happened to your wrist?”
“oh my cat scratched me im fine.”
“oh heh you have alot of catscratches”

by gggothggirl July 6, 2020

Catscratch

The name given to a squirrelly little character who often enjoys frivolous activities like dressing up as a grape, eating hot cheetos and takis and hiking the bluffs of Mordor.

Oh, my look at that catscratch go. She is on a rampage today.

by mergica April 30, 2013

catscratch

when somebody moves like a robot, but instead their hands form cat claws

man becky was totally catscratching the dance floor at that punk show last night...

by SweetSt January 3, 2011

Catscratch

Literally the best Nicktoon ever, sadly cut short by that cunt, Cyma Zarghami. Made by Doug TenNapel, of Neverhood and Earthworm Jim fame.

Gordon and Waffle and Mr. Blik, when the old lady died, she left them rich, a mansion, cars, life's a kick, Catscratch!

by Toenail Sandwich December 10, 2018

CatScratch Aesthetic

The CatScratch Aesthetic is someone who hurts themselves but not enough to make it look like they did it, basically they make it look like a cat or other thing hurt them so they don't get caught the aesthetic consists of selfharm/cats/bright colors/scenecore/alt/animal plushies/pets/messy and thats that.

person 1: Look at that girl did she get scratched by her cat?

person 2: im not sure... maybe shes into CatScratch Aesthetic

by Juiceboxfilledwithpiss September 6, 2020