CapnCratch
A complete freak loser who has nothing better to do with their lives than edit crap definitions for bullshit words on urbandictionary.
CapnCratch by wtfeyoucompletedouche February 5, 2010
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CapnCrack
CapnCrack, also known as "The Capn", is one of the possible sleeper sock puppets of Wikipedia's infamous Willy on Wheels. CapnCrack vandalizes by adding bad edit summaries to articles after saving. His sock puppets usually involve pursuing sexual relations with female admins.
CapnCrack liked to pursue sex with female admins such as this sock puppet account named "CapnCrack assimilated BorgQueen's titties last night".
CapnCrack by IceSickleSHAKE April 6, 2008
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catscratches
“hey what happened to your wrist?”
“oh my cat scratched me im fine.”
“oh heh you have alot of catscratches”
“oh my cat scratched me im fine.”
“oh heh you have alot of catscratches”
catscratches by gggothggirl July 6, 2020
Catscratch
The name given to a squirrelly little character who often enjoys frivolous activities like dressing up as a grape, eating hot cheetos and takis and hiking the bluffs of Mordor.
Catscratch by mergica April 30, 2013
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catscratch by SweetSt January 3, 2011
Catscratch
Literally the best Nicktoon ever, sadly cut short by that cunt, Cyma Zarghami. Made by Doug TenNapel, of Neverhood and Earthworm Jim fame.
Gordon and Waffle and Mr. Blik, when the old lady died, she left them rich, a mansion, cars, life's a kick, Catscratch!
Catscratch by Toenail Sandwich December 10, 2018
CatScratch Aesthetic
The CatScratch Aesthetic is someone who hurts themselves but not enough to make it look like they did it, basically they make it look like a cat or other thing hurt them so they don't get caught the aesthetic consists of selfharm/cats/bright colors/scenecore/alt/animal plushies/pets/messy and thats that.
person 1: Look at that girl did she get scratched by her cat?
person 2: im not sure... maybe shes into CatScratch Aesthetic
person 2: im not sure... maybe shes into CatScratch Aesthetic
CatScratch Aesthetic by Juiceboxfilledwithpiss September 6, 2020
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