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CapnCrack

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CapnCrack, also known as "The Capn", is one of the possible sleeper sock puppets of Wikipedia's infamous Willy on Wheels. CapnCrack vandalizes by adding bad edit summaries to articles after saving. His sock puppets usually involve pursuing sexual relations with female admins.
CapnCrack liked to pursue sex with female admins such as this sock puppet account named "CapnCrack assimilated BorgQueen's titties last night".
CapnCrack by IceSickleSHAKE April 6, 2008
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crapcracker

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When you go into the bathroom and it looks like someone had a piece of dynamite shoved up their ass and it exploded all over the work toilet, staining it forever.
Damn, somebody lit off a mega crapcracker in here
crapcracker by steve austin July 22, 2004

Concrackulations

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To congratulate someone for kicking their crack habit. Or for obtaining crack.
You haven't smoked crack for a month, concrackulations!

Concrackulations for finding some decently priced crack!

canucrackit 

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Individual who was very high up in the chain of MSDN back in the day. Probably drained 5 accs per day.

Often couldn't get the keys fast enough and was able to select his clients (fuck him! LOL j/k we all understand it was about the P"

Owned the biggest ms key site which eventually he had to shut down because it was bringing to much heat.

Guy is legde, has now moved up the ladder a bit and can be found on near enough every invite only marketplace out there :)

Knows his shit about making money!

MASSIVE RESPECT! peace out dude x
canucrackit has tha mutafukin connections!!!
canucrackit by mortified0ne1 March 8, 2011

CapnCratch 

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A complete freak loser who has nothing better to do with their lives than edit crap definitions for bullshit words on urbandictionary.
Even God hates CapnCratch.
CapnCratch by wtfeyoucompletedouche February 5, 2010
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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