Canvaphobia

The fear of using Canva.

"By Jove, Anything but Canva! I have Canvaphobia!"

by Lorenzo de' Medici March 8, 2023

cannaphobia

Unreasoning fear or antipathy of cannabis and people who use cannabis

Mom doesn't like that I use medical marijuana, she has cannaphobia.

by ilvadel October 23, 2011

Carbaphobia

Carbaphobia is the fear of any teacher.

Steve: I am really scared of Mr.bru

Alex: I think you might have carbaphobia
Steve: whats carbaphobia
Alex:it is when you are scared of a teacher

by Water toaster October 15, 2019

cataphobia

noun. the fear of dying and leaving words unsaid

She has cataphobia, so she wants to say many words before she dies.

by lilyac November 10, 2013

Channaphobia

Channaphobia (n.) - The irrational fear of dealing with it.

After being set upon by the AAGLG the young girls suffered Channaphobia for years to come.

Do you suffer from Channaphobia? If so you should consult your regular physician before taking Dealambiant. Dealambient has rare side effects including but not limited to: Internal bleeding, pregnancy, death, and occasionally looking like this
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by JPlizzat July 31, 2008

Channaphobia

Channaphobia (n.) - The irrational fear of dealing with it.

After being set upon by the AAGLG the young girls suffered Channaphobia for years to come.

Do you suffer from Channaphobia? If so you should consult your regular physician before taking Dealambiant. Dealambient has rare side effects including but not limited to: Internal bleeding, pregnancy, death, and occasionally looking like this
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by JPlizzat July 16, 2008

cannophobia

An irrational fear of cannabis that was mostly caused by traumatic memories which could be results of many years of prohibition. As an illegal drug, cannabis was closely related to shady characters selling all range of drugs, who considered "converting" cannabis users to harder drugs (i.e. amphetamine, cocaine) profitable.

This is also the source of "gateway theory", which states that smoking cannabis leads to harder drugs usage.

Someone: Dude, I tried everything! I showed my dad all the infographics, test results, detailed story of cannabis criminalization... How can he be so stubborn?!
Someone Else: Give up, mate, your dad is a total cannophobe. Now pass that joint...
Someone: He's a who?
Someone Else: He has a bad case of cannophobia. Will you pass it or not?

by Max King October 4, 2011