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Channaphobia 

Channaphobia (n.) - The irrational fear of dealing with it.
After being set upon by the AAGLG the young girls suffered Channaphobia for years to come.

Do you suffer from Channaphobia? If so you should consult your regular physician before taking Dealambiant. Dealambient has rare side effects including but not limited to: Internal bleeding, pregnancy, death, and occasionally looking like this
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Channaphobia by JPlizzat July 31, 2008
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Channaphobia 

Channaphobia (n.) - The irrational fear of dealing with it.
After being set upon by the AAGLG the young girls suffered Channaphobia for years to come.

Do you suffer from Channaphobia? If so you should consult your regular physician before taking Dealambiant. Dealambient has rare side effects including but not limited to: Internal bleeding, pregnancy, death, and occasionally looking like this
'\O/`
I
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Channaphobia by JPlizzat July 16, 2008

cannaphobia 

Unreasoning fear or antipathy of cannabis and people who use cannabis
Mom doesn't like that I use medical marijuana, she has cannaphobia.
cannaphobia by ilvadel October 23, 2011

Charlaphobia 

Charlaphobia:

An irrational fear that the world will end on 21st December 2012, vased on predictions from the same people who predicted it would end on 31st December 1999, Summer 2006 etc.

Also relates to any irrational fear of the world ending based on little/no facts.
(Example of a "Charlaphobia" sufferer talking)

"Oh My God, The world is going to end on December 21st 2012"
"Where did you here that?"
"I read it"
"Ok then I'll set it as a reminder on my phone, I'll put it as 12 noon on the 22nd, just incase its late or doesn't run on Greenwich Mean Time."
Charlaphobia by NostradamusBelieves September 30, 2008

chinaphobia 

a fear of chins, or someone putting their chin on ur shoulder
Gloria screamed as Sasha put her chin on her, "You know I have chinaphobia."
chinaphobia by glxria May 25, 2017

chinaphobia 

when you hate chins so much and can't stand chins that you're determined to surgically remove your chin.
Dude, put your chin away man, I have chinaphobia.
chinaphobia by glxria June 1, 2017

cannophobia 

An irrational fear of cannabis that was mostly caused by traumatic memories which could be results of many years of prohibition. As an illegal drug, cannabis was closely related to shady characters selling all range of drugs, who considered "converting" cannabis users to harder drugs (i.e. amphetamine, cocaine) profitable.

This is also the source of "gateway theory", which states that smoking cannabis leads to harder drugs usage.
Someone: Dude, I tried everything! I showed my dad all the infographics, test results, detailed story of cannabis criminalization... How can he be so stubborn?!
Someone Else: Give up, mate, your dad is a total cannophobe. Now pass that joint...
Someone: He's a who?
Someone Else: He has a bad case of cannophobia. Will you pass it or not?
cannophobia by Max King October 4, 2011