1. A hilarious attempt by Pat Buchanan to make Canada feel shameful about not wanting to participate in a pathetic, unnecessary, wankerific war.

2. A cute nickname for a country that is actually smart enough to stand up to the United States, although the latter of the two countries is fully under the impression that the former is its bitch.

Two days ago, when Canada asked the United States not to target Canadian citizens just because they were born in certain countries, Mr. Buchanan griped to Mr. Press that Americans didn't need a lecture "from Soviet Canuckistan."
--The Globe

Soviet Canuckistan by Nemuko May 11, 2003

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Canukistan

Slang for Canada; nothing to do with Pat whoever in 2002. It refers to the fact we live in a socialist, almost communist state. It is a warning for all who care for their liberty or freedom to stay away. Unless you like the government being your mother.

Living in Canukistan means giving all your hard earned money to some lame government program you do not support; Canukistan!

Canukistan by Free State Project December 12, 2012

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Canuckistani

Derogatory A Canadian Person

I can't believe we got a campsite next to a bunch of goddamn Canuckistanis

Canuckistani by Tevia September 26, 2005

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Canuckistanian

A term used in jest to refer to a Canadian, the Canadian-English dialect, or Canadian culture as a whole in post-9/11 America. This playfully derogatory term came to fruition as a parody of xenophobic pseudo-nationalistic phrases such as 'freedom fries' that came into existence after the terrorist activities of September 11, 2001, and the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq that followed. Canuckistanian is a combination of the word 'Canuck' and the generic phrase 'istanian' which is often tagged onto other words to imply deviance and un-Americanism. Canuckistanians are citizens of Canuckistania.

I'm sorry, I don't speak Canuckistanian."

"I'll be damned if one of those border-hopping Canuckistanians comes in and steals my job!"

"Eh? Oh, you're Canuckistanian aren't you?"

"If those insidious Canuckistanians have their way, our kids will be growing up learning the alphabet from A to Zed."

"Is that real Canuckistanian maple syrup, or is it just an imitation?"

"If you Canuckistanians don't watch it, Bush is gonna invade your country too and rename it South Alaska."

Canuckistanian by Tarin_Yote August 24, 2006

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