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Canukistan 

Slang for Canada; nothing to do with Pat whoever in 2002. It refers to the fact we live in a socialist, almost communist state. It is a warning for all who care for their liberty or freedom to stay away. Unless you like the government being your mother.
Living in Canukistan means giving all your hard earned money to some lame government program you do not support; Canukistan!
Canukistan by Free State Project December 12, 2012
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Canukistan 

A derogatory nickname for Canada; "Canuck" being a nickname for a Canadian and "istan" making reference to middle eastern countries. The name exists due to the rapidly increasing middle eastern immigrant population. A notable city is Brampton, referred to as Bramladesh
1. "Why visit Pakistan when we can just go to Canukistan?"
2. Bob "Where'd the white people go?"

Jim "We're not in Canada any more, this is Canukistan"
Canukistan by nrsrrox July 30, 2012

Crunkistan

Compton, Queens, the entire cities of Detroit and New Orleans are all prime examples of Crunkistan
Crunkistan by mackerel daddy November 28, 2009

Canuckistan 

He lives in Canuckistan
Canuckistan by Kristoff April 27, 2004

People's Democratic Republic of Canuckistan 

We are going skiing at Whistler this weekend, the greatest resort in the People's Democratic Republic of Canuckistan!

Soviet Canuckistan 

1. A hilarious attempt by Pat Buchanan to make Canada feel shameful about not wanting to participate in a pathetic, unnecessary, wankerific war.

2. A cute nickname for a country that is actually smart enough to stand up to the United States, although the latter of the two countries is fully under the impression that the former is its bitch.
Two days ago, when Canada asked the United States not to target Canadian citizens just because they were born in certain countries, Mr. Buchanan griped to Mr. Press that Americans didn't need a lecture "from Soviet Canuckistan."
--The Globe
Soviet Canuckistan by Nemuko May 11, 2003

Canuckistani 

I can't believe we got a campsite next to a bunch of goddamn Canuckistanis
Canuckistani by Tevia September 26, 2005