Definitions by Kristoff

come have a barry

Come have a Barry is an older generations version of 'Netflix and Chill' where they'll put some Barry White on and get the Blue Nun out and raid the old haunted vagina and shake the dentures loose. It generally ends up in the brown, sweaty and needing a tissue much like he did when on stage.

I invited Doris to come have a Barry. .. we let the music play and loves themed all over her dentures

come have a barry by Kristoff April 11, 2016

Buckweat 

the greatest character in the Little Rascals
see also dost

"Wooooo. I am de dost of Buckwheat."

Buckweat by Kristoff November 17, 2004

Canuckistan 

Canada
see Soviet Canuckistan

He lives in Canuckistan

Canuckistan by Kristoff April 27, 2004

pink hotel 

a womens clitoris

i sucked on her pink hotel all night

pink hotel by kristoff September 14, 2003

cracking pies 

lifting weights

i cracked some serious pies this morning

cracking pies by kristoff September 14, 2003