cracking pies

lifting weights

i cracked some serious pies this morning

by kristoff September 15, 2003

pink hotel

a womens clitoris

i sucked on her pink hotel all night

by kristoff September 15, 2003

Buckweat

the greatest character in the Little Rascals
see also dost

"Wooooo. I am de dost of Buckwheat."

by Kristoff November 17, 2004

Canuckistan

Canada
see Soviet Canuckistan

He lives in Canuckistan

by Kristoff April 27, 2004

come have a barry

Come have a Barry is an older generations version of 'Netflix and Chill' where they'll put some Barry White on and get the Blue Nun out and raid the old haunted vagina and shake the dentures loose. It generally ends up in the brown, sweaty and needing a tissue much like he did when on stage.

I invited Doris to come have a Barry. .. we let the music play and loves themed all over her dentures

by Kristoff December 31, 2015