A term used in jest to refer to a Canadian, the Canadian-English dialect, or Canadian culture as a whole in post-9/11
America. This playfully derogatory term came to fruition as a parody of xenophobic pseudo-nationalistic phrases such as 'freedom fries' that came into existence after the terrorist activities of September 11,
2001, and the wars in Afghanistan and
Iraq that followed. Canuckistanian is a combination of the word 'Canuck' and the generic phrase 'istanian' which is often tagged onto other
words to imply deviance and un-Americanism. Canuckistanians are citizens of Canuckistania.
I'm sorry, I don't speak Canuckistanian."
"I'
ll be damned if one of those border-hopping Canuckistanians comes in and steals my
job!"
"Eh? Oh, you're Canuckistanian aren't you?"
"If those insidious Canuckistanians have their way, our kids
will be growing up learning the alphabet from A to Zed."
"Is that real Canuckistanian maple syrup, or is it just an imitation?"
"If you Canuckistanians don't watch it, Bush is gonna invade your
country too and rename it South Alaska."