cannukistanian 

A Canadian

Damn, that floppy headed Cannukistanian is gay

cannukistanian by dafunks December 30, 2009

Canuckistanian

A term used in jest to refer to a Canadian, the Canadian-English dialect, or Canadian culture as a whole in post-9/11 America. This playfully derogatory term came to fruition as a parody of xenophobic pseudo-nationalistic phrases such as 'freedom fries' that came into existence after the terrorist activities of September 11, 2001, and the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq that followed. Canuckistanian is a combination of the word 'Canuck' and the generic phrase 'istanian' which is often tagged onto other words to imply deviance and un-Americanism. Canuckistanians are citizens of Canuckistania.

I'm sorry, I don't speak Canuckistanian."

"I'll be damned if one of those border-hopping Canuckistanians comes in and steals my job!"

"Eh? Oh, you're Canuckistanian aren't you?"

"If those insidious Canuckistanians have their way, our kids will be growing up learning the alphabet from A to Zed."

"Is that real Canuckistanian maple syrup, or is it just an imitation?"

"If you Canuckistanians don't watch it, Bush is gonna invade your country too and rename it South Alaska."

Canuckistanian by Tarin_Yote August 24, 2006

Canuckistanian

A term used in jest to refer to a Canadian, the Canadian-English dialect, or Canadian culture as a whole in post-9/11 America. This playfully derogatory term came to fruition as a parody of xenophobic pseudo-nationalistic phrases such as 'freedom fries' that came into existence after the terrorist activities of September 11, 2001, and the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq that followed. Canuckistanian is a combination of the word 'Canuck' and the generic phrase 'istanian' which is often tagged onto other words to imply deviance and un-Americanism. Canuckistanians are citizens of Canuckistania.

"I'm sorry, I don't speak Canuckistanian."

"I'll be damned if one of those border-hopping Canuckistanians comes in and steals my job!"

"Eh? Oh, you're Canuckistanian aren't you?"

"If those insidious Canuckistanians have their way, our kids will be growing up learning the alphabet from A to Zed."

"Is that real Canuckistanian maple syrup, or is it just an imitation?"

"If you Canuckistanians don't watch it, Bush is gonna invade your country too and rename it South Alaska."

Canuckistanian by Tarin_Yote August 24, 2006