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Canoodlemonster 

A person who canoodles with anyone he can get his hands on. A master canoodler.
Bennett is such a canoodlemonster. He's already canoodled with three people and it's only been an hour!
Canoodlemonster by jetss November 28, 2015

Canoodle Poodle 

An adjective used to describe someone who is a proficient snuggler.
April...connoisseur of all things snuggling related. The one, the only..."CANOODLE POODLE"!
Canoodle Poodle by 66057 January 2, 2008
The person with whom you are regularly canoodling.
Jim and I are dating. He's my canoodlee.
Canoodlee by JavaElemental April 8, 2009

canooder 

To be owned, pwned, fucked, raped, embaressed in front of a large group, or de-clothed. Just basically an action word.
You got canoodered in the snozberry.
canooder by Kryllis October 29, 2007

canoobie 

A person who lacks skills in the art of "canoeing". A cross between "canoe" and "newbie"
"Look at that tard that just flipped that canoe! What a CANOOBIE!"
canoobie by deeteedee September 8, 2008

canoodle 

To lay in bed and cuddle with a lover
The tall man enjoyed canoodling with petite women.
canoodle by Anthony December 2, 2003
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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