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Self pleasure from eating your own skin or body part.
Steve was picking his skin scalp and eating it, you know what I mean, cannibate.
Cannibate by Guyringer November 25, 2011
Words you can keep
Those weird ass cannibal aliens from Season 3 Episode 24 of the twilight zone.
Tom: what the fuck is a cannibate?
Brian: it's those huge forehead ass things from the twilight zone.
Tom: oh yeah!
Cannibate by MavF14A April 8, 2019

narcissistic cannibal 

A person who uses others for his or her own personal gain and abruptly ends the "relationship" when the person is of no further use to them. This person is often physically or emotionally draining to be around and seems to become more energetic as others become drained.
Jason: I don't understand why Lauren won't call me back anymore to hang out.
Willis: She doesn't need you to drive her places now.
Jason: I thought we were still friends.
Willis: She's a narcissistic cannibal, she doesn't make real friends. She just uses them up.

Tea Party Candidate 

n. A wannabe politician who is an unemployed tax dead beat who performs witchcraft and earns money through farm subsidies in Minnesota.
Michelle is running for Congress, she says the government spends too much money, but she has a "farm" that gets paid to grow nothing. Now she wants a highly paying gig as a congresswoman. I thought she hated government, she must be a Tea Party Candidate.

go cannibal my hannibal 

This describes a comical request for a blow job.
Ben Dover requested Wonda Wonderpig to go cannibal my Hannibal!

cannibal apocalypse 

cannibal apocalypse

an apocalypse in which cannibals take over and eat everyone, including other cannibals. the only way to defeat: is to eat.
person one: OH MY GOSH IT'S A CANNIBAL APOCALYPSE!
person two: WE'RE ALL GONNA GET EATEN!

CANNIBAL 

Someone who is fed up with people.
CANNIBAL by CLEWGE October 23, 2003
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