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narcissistic cannibal
A person who uses others for his or her own personal gain and abruptly ends the "relationship" when the person is of no further use to them. This person is often physically or emotionally draining to be around and seems to become more energetic as others become drained.
Jason: I don't understand why Lauren won't call me back anymore to hang out.
Willis: She doesn't need you to drive her places now.
Jason: I thought we were still friends.
Willis: She's a narcissistic cannibal, she doesn't make real friends. She just uses them up.
Willis: She doesn't need you to drive her places now.
Jason: I thought we were still friends.
Willis: She's a narcissistic cannibal, she doesn't make real friends. She just uses them up.
narcissistic cannibal by whatsuppdawg March 7, 2012
Tea Party Candidate
n. A wannabe politician who is an unemployed tax dead beat who performs witchcraft and earns money through farm subsidies in Minnesota.
Michelle is running for Congress, she says the government spends too much money, but she has a "farm" that gets paid to grow nothing. Now she wants a highly paying gig as a congresswoman. I thought she hated government, she must be a Tea Party Candidate.
Tea Party Candidate by rebirth of keynes October 12, 2010
go cannibal my hannibal
go cannibal my hannibal by I, Wreckerrr January 17, 2017
cannibal apocalypse
cannibal apocalypse
an apocalypse in which cannibals take over and eat everyone, including other cannibals. the only way to defeat: is to eat.
an apocalypse in which cannibals take over and eat everyone, including other cannibals. the only way to defeat: is to eat.
cannibal apocalypse by amandadadadadaaaaaaaaaaaaa :) September 18, 2012
CANNIBAL
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Oblication
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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