canisteo

A place where only retarded inbred rednecks live. Known for their sign made of trees. Whoopty fucking doo, they're just trees!

You smell that? That's Canisteo.

by Don Mattrick September 6, 2016

whats in the canister

I could tell ya but then I'd have to kill ya

As for whats in the canister it's best you don't ask

by ExplosiveGoomba June 3, 2017

tea canister

n. The genital canal in the female, leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus.

If i give you a few dollars, do you think i could have a go at your tea canister?

by Craq September 12, 2005

tryhard canister

When a person has played so much of a game that he is now bored and not going to play serious - He is out of 'Tryhard Canister'

JK47 is out of tryhard canister, he is going to greif!

by JcK553 May 18, 2016

Canistel

1. An evergreen tree native to Central America that yields fruit of the same name.
2. A progressive rock trio from Monroe, New York known for its interesting choice in covers and skillful execution of prog rock.

1. "Hey, could you pass me a canistel fruit? I'm hungry."

2. Person #1: "I heard Canistel played progressive rock for five days straight."
Person #2: "That sounds both plausible and likely."

by Canistel September 14, 2010

Canister

A london (particularly South East) term. Another word for the "head".

Bill: Everything alright Fred?
Fred: No, not really mate - someones just done me brother round the back of the canister with a cricket bat, he's bang in trouble.

by LondonSlangman October 28, 2008

Cum Canister

1. (noun) A container used to store a large quantity of semen for future use.

2. (noun) A woman of easy virtue who has one or more orifice(s) open in which semen storage may occur at any given moment and usually quite frequently.

1. Someone spilled the cum canister I had in the fridge and now my lasagna is covered in jizz.

2. I thoroughly filled that cum canister we picked up at that shindig last night.

by NCEPhaloS May 2, 2008