Cangled

Instead of strangling its CANGLED!!!

CANGLED IS A CODE WORD FOR STRANGLED

(THIS DOES NOT MEAN ANYTHING MY COUSIN AND I JUST THOUGHT OF A RANDOM WORD AND A DEFINITION )

Cangled by Mac&Cheese101 September 16, 2020

Canged 

1. To indicate to an individual that you will do an act but in reality you have no intentions on following through.
2. To change your plans if something better comes along and not inform the person you originally made plans with. Leaving that person wondering what happened.

Originates from Lacey Township, NJ by an individual named John Cang who is famous for the above.

Strak: John said he was going to hang out last night but that nigga Canged me again.

Preston: That douche bag Canged me last week!

Canged by Strack-Attack August 6, 2006

canaled 

to be fucked inbetween the breasts, the cum then runs down into her mouth. (like a canal)

yeah man i canaled her last night

canaled by genobenben September 26, 2010

Candledick 

A person that shoots up the school then shoots off their cock

"OMG he had a bloschtinkon and a Candledick because his mom made him have a gangithorpe"

Candledick by Bambi Cock June 12, 2019

Cagled 

A word used to describe when a person is tasked with multiple assignments, at the same time loses focus on some of those assignments.

To fall victim to an abundant amount of work and lose track of important matters.

" I was getting my presentation together for tomorrow's meeting until I got Cagled by the Boss with more work to do and just realized that today it's my turn to pick up the kids."

Cagled by Lameone April 16, 2009

Crangled 

To be 'Crangled' is to be intoxicated out of your mind as a result of taking powerful psycho-active drugs, often in a party situation. A portmanteaux of 'Crazy' and 'Mangled'. One who is crangled may be considered 'Crazzler'.

Wanna get crangled?

I was crangled last night!

I might as well change my name to Christopher K. Crangle because I was TOTALLY crangled last night.

Crangled by CK Crangle November 2, 2010

Changled

Absurdly broken, changed in a dysfunctional way(v); messed up, physically or mentally.(n)

That kid saw twilight with another guy, it's okay though because they were changled. (n)

Steve changled his computer so bad it required factory repair.(v)

Mike, the creator of this word, has multiple changled relationships due to the inability of predicting the future.(adj)

Changled by The Shenanigan Boys December 21, 2010