Changled

Absurdly broken, changed in a dysfunctional way(v); messed up, physically or mentally.(n)

That kid saw twilight with another guy, it's okay though because they were changled. (n)

Steve changled his computer so bad it required factory repair.(v)

Mike, the creator of this word, has multiple changled relationships due to the inability of predicting the future.(adj)

Changled by The Shenanigan Boys December 21, 2010

Changled

the sound of a laughing white boy being strangled

My man Scott was changled after playa hating in the crib

Changled by Harrison October 4, 2003

Chungled 

The moment you have your life turned upside down as you are hit by a large object being propelled down a plane of being.

"Oh crap, that guy just got his world chungled by that uber driver in a car".

Chungled by The Azerbaijani Prince November 12, 2019

war has changed 

War has changed.

It's not about nations, or ideologies.
It's not even about profit, resources, or ethnicity.

It's an endless series of proxy battles,
fought by mercenaries and machines.

War, and its vast consumption of human life,
has become a rational, well-oiled business transaction.

War has changed.

ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons,
use ID-tagged gear.

Nanomachines inside their bodies
enhance and regulate their actions.

Genetic control.. Information control..
Emotion control.. Battlefield control.

Everything is monitored, and kept under control.

War has changed.

The age of deterrence is now the age of control,
averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction.

And he who controls the battlefield, controls history.

War has changed.

When the battlefield is under total control,

war becomes routine.

War has changed. MGS has changed.

war has changed by FinaLWoot. November 4, 2008

Changle

The Angle of the Changle is the theta value of the "ASIAN"; eye slant

The angle of the changle is Vietnamese

Changle by chinklinglongdingdong February 22, 2022

Cherried / Cherry Bakewelled / Cherry Chongled

If someone is ''cherried'', ''cherry bakewelled'' or ''cherry chongled'', it means they are not in a normal state of mind / thinking correctly either whilst sober or under the influence of alcohol, drugs etc.

You can also use combinations (cherry, cherried, cherry bakewell, cherry bakewelled, cherry chongled)

''That guys proper cherried like'' (sober and/or under the influence)

''He's just put diesel into his petrol car, what a cherry bakewell''

''He's an absolute cherry (cherry chongle / cherry bakewell), why's he gone and done that?''

''He says that all the time, hes a Cherry Bakewell''

''She had far too much to drink on Friday, she was proper cherried / cherry bakewelled / cherry chongled''

Cherried / Cherry Bakewelled / Cherry Chongled by MrChongle October 7, 2021

short changed 

1. To be extremely close to accomplishing something only to have it unexpectedly taken away at the last minute.

2. To mis-judge distance or position resulting in injury to yourself or another person

1. I just got "short changed" by that quick traffic light

2. I just "short changed" myself by shifting in my chair wrong and injuring my "private area"

short changed by cabbagehead February 8, 2008