Canged 

1. To indicate to an individual that you will do an act but in reality you have no intentions on following through.
2. To change your plans if something better comes along and not inform the person you originally made plans with. Leaving that person wondering what happened.

Originates from Lacey Township, NJ by an individual named John Cang who is famous for the above.

Strak: John said he was going to hang out last night but that nigga Canged me again.

Preston: That douche bag Canged me last week!

Canged by Strack-Attack August 6, 2006

shit canned brad 

Like a Karen but a male version who doesn't have a particular role in the workplace. Very popular within the Midwestern United States.

Shit canned brad came late again to work.

shit canned brad by Sugar Bear Bill November 5, 2020

canned coochie 

1: Canned coochie is cheap pussy when you buy pussy,like from a store. Mostly used on hookers, or any hoe.

2: To be used on a girl who hasn't washed in a while,and she smells like a can of tuna.6

1:
Boy: *Rolls up to a shady alley way* Hey, I came here for some canned coochie,anyone wanna give me some?

Girl: $50 an hour

Boy:...More like $5,but ok.

2:
Girl: Hey babe..I'm all yours tonight~

Boy: Naw gurl,you got that canned coochie. How about wash your ass first,and talk later,ok?

Girl:....What?

canned coochie by McThicc Two December 12, 2018

get canned 

get fired, lose the job

If you continue to space out you are going to get canned.

get canned by NoNick April 26, 2015

Canned Sunshine

The result of nuclear fission, or more simply put to detonate a nuclear bomb.

If we really wanted to make peace in the Middle East, all we really have to do is open up some canned sunshine on them and start all over!

Canned Sunshine by Bangboy February 7, 2010

Road Caged 

When you're trapped in the car with an annoying girl playing only her music and bitching about girl shit you don't care about.

Ben: Cindy was being wicked cunty on the way to the party.
James: Really? Why didn't you bail man?
Ben: I was road caged broh.
James: What a bitch!

Road Caged by m00s3knuckl3 June 6, 2014

Canned coochie 

Refers to the meme including squidward at the store of an edit of him saying “canned coochie”

Theme:superstore

Gary: yo bro do you think they have canned choochie?!
Flin:what’s that??
Gary:the meme of squidward saying canned coochie!!
Flin:uhm...sure bro

Canned coochie by Teddybomb93 July 25, 2019