Canfuck

Car crash involving two or more cars, automotive accident

A multiple crash on the highway where you notice one car pushed up between another car,as in one gigantic metal orgy or a canfuck.

Canfuck by Cladman September 7, 2006

You can fuck right off

A very firm, concise and unambiguous way of dismissing someone, namely used in a social context and not suitable for the office. Retains a slightly friendlier tone than the sharper variant "fuck off", the latter of which should be used in scenarios where the conveyance of anger is key.

"Please wash the dishes"
"You can fuck right off".

Notice the subject matter here is most likely to be exchanged between persons with a preexisting relationship. If the offending party was a stranger, "fuck off" might be used instead.

You can fuck right off by Mrmacho October 8, 2016

Canuckleberry 

a rural Canadian

It was the best trout fishing you could ask for: a pristine lake, trout jumping, and no other people around, ‘cept the odd friendly Canuckleberry.

Canuckleberry by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 22, 2011

canuckodile 

(noun) A migratory Canadian rodent, often found rummaging in the dumpsters around Hollywood for toxic scraps to stuff in his leery hideous face. Canuckodile.

me: I saw a canuckodile under the queensborough bridge the other day.
friend: Really, what was it doing?
me: He was experiencing heaven for 15 dollars a man thanks to a dimatoid.

canuckodile by DmitryShostakovich March 30, 2019

Confuckadoodle 

An event or situation which is totally messed up and in disarray; a complete failure of organisation.

A situation in which the planning has completely failed.

The party was a confuckadoodle as there was no beer and women.

Dame Edna's birthday was a total confuckadoodle as it full of old men and bad smells; no women or good times to be had!

Confuckadoodle by John J Black August 15, 2012

Canuckland

Simply Canada, derived from the word canuck.

I was up in Canuckland visiting some relatives, it's really cold up there.

Canuckland by Matthew Bradford February 23, 2008

Canuckilingus 

The act of performing cunnilingus on a female of the Canadian persuasion.

Collin performed canuckilingus on that hot canuck at the party last night.

Canuckilingus by CowboyBeeBoop July 31, 2016