When you tip your waitress/server/bartender/baristas/maid/hooker in candy. Lots of it. From last Halloween/Christmas. And it’s Autumn.
Expired. And mushed at the bottom of the pile.
You’ve had candies like that before. IN SHAMEEEEEE.
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Expired. And mushed at the bottom of the pile.
You’ve had candies like that before. IN SHAMEEEEEE.
#forShameeee #LionKing2 #icriedlikealittlegirl #thecandymanstrikesAGAINNN #takemycandyandrunplznty #bye
Don’t eat that CandyMan candy dude. That shit nastyyyy bro.
他妈的他嘛的她马的它骂 ¥500
I ate a CandyMan candy yesterday and now I’ve been getting the shits since second period. It’s dinner time fml.
Wanna do the CandyMan down at JJ Bean? I heard they have large tip jars..... Especially the one on the Drive.... BYOC
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What’s your favourite candy?
Oh man prob Reese’s I’m be the CandyMan of the candy world. 🍭
他妈的他嘛的她马的它骂 ¥500
I ate a CandyMan candy yesterday and now I’ve been getting the shits since second period. It’s dinner time fml.
Wanna do the CandyMan down at JJ Bean? I heard they have large tip jars..... Especially the one on the Drive.... BYOC
*Event created*
What’s your favourite candy?
Oh man prob Reese’s I’m be the CandyMan of the candy world. 🍭
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Baby, I have no savings and I live in a rented trailor, but I can still make you feel real good-- lemme be your CandyMan
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