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CandyMan Candy 

When you tip your waitress/server/bartender/baristas/maid/hooker in candy. Lots of it. From last Halloween/Christmas. And it’s Autumn.

Expired. And mushed at the bottom of the pile.

You’ve had candies like that before. IN SHAMEEEEEE.

#forShameeee #LionKing2 #icriedlikealittlegirl #thecandymanstrikesAGAINNN #takemycandyandrunplznty #bye
Don’t eat that CandyMan candy dude. That shit nastyyyy bro.

他妈的他嘛的她马的它骂 ¥500

I ate a CandyMan candy yesterday and now I’ve been getting the shits since second period. It’s dinner time fml.

Wanna do the CandyMan down at JJ Bean? I heard they have large tip jars..... Especially the one on the Drive.... BYOC

*Event created*

What’s your favourite candy?

Oh man prob Reese’s I’m be the CandyMan of the candy world. 🍭
CandyMan Candy by DragonflyOnAUni January 10, 2018
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Candyman 

The CandyMan comes to the ghetto every other tuesday in Detroit.
Candyman by Maguire September 1, 2003

candyman 

Southern Expression. Refers to a man who strives to sexually please lonely women. Like a cross between a sugar daddy and a gigalo, with no money changing hands.
Baby, I have no savings and I live in a rented trailor, but I can still make you feel real good-- lemme be your CandyMan
candyman by Nookie_Monster August 16, 2006

candy man 

A person who's house you go to for drugs.
candy man by stupidcuntsarah June 28, 2009

CANDYMAN 

Noun: a person having a dick so sweet it will give you cavities.
Brandan:"John single handedly caused the great tootheless prostitute epidemic of 96, he truely is the candyman."
CANDYMAN by Buck-cake November 21, 2017

Candyman 

candyman which had a movie created after him also had a myth left behind. the object of seeing candy man was to stare into a mirror at any time and chant his name 3 times. eventually he will appear behind you with his hand replaced by a hook and wearing a trenchcoat.
candyman....candyman....candyman...
Candyman by mike July 6, 2003

candyman 

Southern Expression. Refers to a man who strives to sexually please lonely women. Like a cross between a sugar daddy and a gigalo, with no money changing hands.
Baby, I have no savings and I live in a rented trailor, but I can still make you feel real good-- lemme be your CandyMan
candyman by Nookie_Monster August 15, 2006