Definitions by Maguire

funny money 

Counterfeit or fake money.

funny money by Maguire September 22, 2003

buffer 

Someone who sucks dick for cocaine.

Sandy needed more coke so she sucked the candyman's dick.

buffer by Maguire September 9, 2003

sex and the city

Dangerously addictive HBO show about the sexual adventures of 4 middle aged Manhattan whores.

I wish I had HBO so I could wack off to those NYC sex loving bitches every Sunday.

sex and the city by Maguire September 4, 2003

dime sack

$10.00 worth of a narcotic.

Jimmy suprised me with a dime bag of coke last week.

dime sack by Maguire September 1, 2003

Candyman 

A drug dealer.

The CandyMan comes to the ghetto every other tuesday in Detroit.

Candyman by Maguire September 1, 2003

hot 

a stolen item.

Jim's dvd player is hot b/c he didnt fucking pay for it.

hot by maguire August 31, 2003