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candles

Safe word. The desperate plea to stop after a long night of domination, getting beat like Rodney King.
Susan? Damn, bitch! Whatcha doin' with that twelve-iron? Candles! CANDLES!
by St. Clare's January 2, 2006
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Candles!

Have you heard of the word "lit"??...yeah "candles!" is just an upgrade level.
Dude did you watch that movie? Wasn't it good?
Good? dude...it was damn candles!
by Luffy Hana July 11, 2018
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candles lit

In the escort world it means to be ready for a customer
Sorry, I don't have my candles lit till 10
by hoho12354 April 11, 2009
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candles on a birthday cake

The number candles on a birthday cake tell what age you are. Not what year it is.
Candles on a birthday cake tell your age not the year you dumbass.
by Jacklolololololo November 22, 2017
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Sixteen Candles

A classic 1980's John Hughes flick that chronicles the story of Samantha, a sixteen year old whose family has forgotten her birthday. Jake Ryan, the "perfect" guy in school, saves the day- saving Samantha from her sister's awful wedding, and buying her a birthday cake. This movie is famous for it's archetype characters- 'The geek'- Called either Farmer Ted, or the Geek, and played by Anthony Michael Hall, 'the perfect man'- Jake Ryan, played by actor/model Michael Schoeffling, and 'the awkward high school girl', played by Molly Ringwald. The character of Jake Ryan has grown extrememly popular over the years as an example of a perfect man- smart, rich, courteous, sweet, considerate- and one who breaks up with the curvy, beautiful head cheerleader for the gawky, awkward younger girl.
Girl- "I just saw Sixteen Candles today."
Friend- "And?"
Girl- "I want my own Jake Ryan."
by PunkRokinPromQueen May 4, 2006
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cool candles

much like cool beans, although cool candles is used to when even more sarcasm is needed.
You: Hey man, I just reached level 95 on runescape!
Me: Cool candles you nerd.
by McFisher May 8, 2017
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anal candles

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