subterfuge snap

A discreetly taken photograph of a complete stranger, usually with the intention of sending it to your mates for their input.
Text conversation:

Dave: Bro, I'm on the train sitting opposite from this smoking hot babe.

Alan: Grab me a subterfuge snap so I can check her out.
by McFisher October 20, 2017
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cool candles

much like cool beans, although cool candles is used to when even more sarcasm is needed.
You: Hey man, I just reached level 95 on runescape!
Me: Cool candles you nerd.
by McFisher May 08, 2017
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