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candlestein 

The best webmaster ever. Candlestein, as he is affectionately known as by Spartacus, Andrew, Max, gozman, (Blocked), jpo, LighterFluid, Garface, mccolls, Hyter, Tzar, Stipo, Guru, Buccaneer, commieboy, Katmunge, and the rest of the F2 crowd. He runs F2, and is a moderator on Flecko. He is omniscient, omnipotent, and a Halifaxian. His actual handle is clandestine. See kickass, intelligentsia, and administrator.
Hey, candlestein! Can I join F2?
candlestein by Spartacus September 8, 2004
Words you can keep

Soggy Candlestick 

When a male sticks a toothpick in their dick hole, lights it on fire, then proceeds to wank it. The resulting disaster when jizz meets fire is a Soggy Candlestick.
I saw Leroy lighting up his penis with a Soggy Candlestick last night!
Soggy Candlestick by SoggyCandlestick November 28, 2010

candlesticking

The act of cumming in a girl's mouth while she's still sucking on it, and it looks like a melting candlestick. This is only done while the man is laying on his back.
Man I can't believe that bitch actually candlesticking yo lucky ass tonight!
candlesticking by DaQuarius Penton December 20, 2010

Candlestick 

Most may think a candlestick refers rod of wax with a wick in the middle. When lit it produces light and small amounts of heat and wax melts everywhere. After years of researching the origins of this sacred word, it has been found that it has a much different meaning. It is still a noun but now refers to the head of a red-headed person (ginger). It is a comparison of the red hair to a candle and how the red hair resembles fire. Others have researched the word even further back into the word's roots to satanic devil worshipers: they found that it goes further beyond a comparison. It is believed that the absent soul of a ginger is stuck in another realm and actually has real fire as hair.
Johnny: Man my hands are cold.
Chris: You're such a baby.
Johnny: Hah, that's funny because you're never cold with your fire hair you fucking candlestick! Let me warm up around the bonfire on your head.
Candlestick by koolkat75 November 27, 2012

russian candlestick 

The act of soaking yarn/string in alcohol, placing one end of the string inside your pee hole and lighting the other end on fire. Then trying to extinguish the flames with ejaculation.
Example 1: Did you hear that Trevor got disqualified for peeing during the russian candlestick?
Example 2: Does Thompson need to barrow my lighter for the russian candlestick?

Candlestick 

An obstacle for jack
Jack be nimble Jack be quick Jack jump over the candlestick
Candlestick by Jurq23 March 4, 2009

Candlestick 

A large, heavy, brass/silver object that holds a candle on an exquisite dining room table.
One of the candlesticks was missing from the dining room, but was found in the kitchen next to Mr. Boddy's dead, bloodied corpse. Obviously Mr. Green is involved in this...
Candlestick by Diggity Monkeez January 9, 2005
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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