Cancern

The concern for cancer. (Since everything apparently causes it these days)

"I drink so much Diet Coke, and they say it might be dangerous... I'm a little cancerned."

by Eran January 6, 2008

Cancern

A concern about a person or situation that is deemed to be cancerous.

Bro 1: I mean I guess we should've expected her to blame us for everything that happened at the party last Saturday night.
Bro 2: Yeah man, I guess her constant snitching wasn't really a cancern at the time...

by basedyoba November 15, 2017

Thuggizzle Cares Ovarian Cancer Awareness

A great cause under the Thuggizzle Cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist Phillip Hodge also known as thuggizzle.

This cause was started when thuggizzle met a woman in Denver Colorado who was in need but had limited resources. Thuggizzle Cares Ovarian Cancer Awareness now directs women to their local health care providers.

by urban savage March 28, 2019

Socially Concerned

Ostensibly it means caring about society. Being concerned about the things that are wrong with society such as increasing violent crime, an increasingly stressed health service, the marginalisation of the disadvantaged members of society, the list is pretty much endless; those who are truly socially concerned then try to do something about it. Unfortunately as in the case of the chattering classes the socially concerned individuals only pay lip-service to whatever cause is fashionable and they do sfa.

Most so-called socially concerned just talk about the latest fashionable cause, they don’t actually do anything to help.

by AKACroatalin May 26, 2015

Butthole Cancer

Butthole Cancer is another way of referring to anal cancer. Anal cancer is a type of cancer that occurs in the anal canal and the anus. It is a rare disease among the general population, but is very common among gay men. Along with that, infections like HIV and Syphilis are also very common among gay men.

Gay men who don’t have HIV are over 20 times more likely to get anal cancer than the general population. Gay men who DO have HIV are about 100 times more likely to get anal cancer. Rates of anal cancer among gay men have been increasing every year.

This is because gay sex often causes anal fissures or tears. The anus is supposed to remove waste from the body, and having gay sex will eventually cause tears and cuts to the anus. These tears can get infected.

If you're a gay man, then your chances of getting infections and diseases like HIV, AIDS, Syphilis, and anal cancer (or butthole cancer) are quite high.

by Medical School October 18, 2019

Cancer

Jake Paul

Person 1: How did you get cancer?
Person 2: I watched Jake Paul

by cheesefanatic June 9, 2018

Christmas Cancer

When a person, often a family member, who is highly attention seeking, makes up or exaggerates some kind of health event in proximity to a big holiday in order to create drama or put themselves in the center of plans. It is usually a vague but life-threatening illness, serious enough to cause others to drop what they're doing, but not specific enough that people will be aware of what actually ought to be happening to the person. Often after the goal is attained, the subject will let their dupes know that "the doctors found out everything was alright" - getting them off the hook for future issues.

Cousin 1: "Are you still not speaking to your mother-in-law?"

Cousin 2: "Nah, she's a liar. Remember two years ago when she got Christmas Cancer just to make sure we didn't go to grandma's, and 'recovered' just in time to go to the Bahamas?"

by RedReplicant January 3, 2019