Cancernet 

A person who does not like internet figures, such as cute girls or hot guys.

Believes that they are internet thots instead of just saying they look cute and give them credit for what's worth.
Denial prejudice shaming hating unaccepting

Dude why cant you just accept that this girl on instagram is cute man, dont be such a cancernet.

Cancernet by Nettermin April 11, 2019

Socially Concerned 

Ostensibly it means caring about society. Being concerned about the things that are wrong with society such as increasing violent crime, an increasingly stressed health service, the marginalisation of the disadvantaged members of society, the list is pretty much endless; those who are truly socially concerned then try to do something about it. Unfortunately as in the case of the chattering classes the socially concerned individuals only pay lip-service to whatever cause is fashionable and they do sfa.

Most so-called socially concerned just talk about the latest fashionable cause, they don’t actually do anything to help.

Socially Concerned by AKACroatalin May 26, 2015

Concerned Adult Brigade 

Often called "CAB" for short, the concerned adult brigade is any group of equally disgruntled people (usually 35 or older) united together for an absurd and often unnecessary cause. These are the people who run neighborhood watches, regularly attend PTA meetings, deem things "inappropriate", complain to authority figures, overreact on issues, chaperone parties, file noise complaints, call parents, actually check movie and game ratings, work at the FCC, and generally meddle in the affairs of the youth.

Members of the concerned adult brigade come in many forms though are recognizable by their running-for-senator hairstyles and "sensible" shoes. Almost always women.

Girl #1: "So I watched sesame street yesterday for no reason. I thought you said Katy Perry was gonna be on it!?"

Girl #2: "Ugh, she was! But the Concerned Adult Brigade saw her outfit and started bitching. So they pulled the episode off the air."

Concerned Adult Brigade by Hikarichan16 March 19, 2011

Deeply Concerned 

An expression used in PR, especially political, when the person or organization is expected to care about a situation and comment on it, but:

1) They don't actually give a shit, because the situation in question isn't particularly relevant to them, but it is politically imprudent to say that outright.

2) They definitely will not be doing anything about it.

Has become a generic response to any negative situation the person/organization is asked about but cannot or would not actually be concerned at all about.

Reporter: Mr. President, how do you feel about the plight of double amputees in Micronesia?

President: We are deeply concerned for the well being of those brave individuals.

Deeply Concerned by Hagen von Tronje December 16, 2012

cancerstick 

Synonym for cigarette. So name because they cause cancer.

I just smoked my last cancerstick.

cancerstick by Andy Kay April 6, 2003

cabernet 

A type dry red wine, or a variety of red grape.

Also is a rare name for a, usually female, person. They normally have green/hazel eyes, brown hair, and are either fairly or extremely attractive. This person can either have a dark sense of humor and/or a dirty mind, they are usually very funny and brilliant, but can be annoying at times.

1. This wine is better than I thought, it's named Cabernet, right?

2. Guy 1: "Hey, what do you think about Cabernet?"
Guy 2: "She's pretty hot, but her sense of humor is WICKED"

cabernet by That Weirrdo Over There July 26, 2016

cancervative 

Any member of the Republican't party of just say no to yes.

"Cancervative wisdom prevented President Obama from having any success during his first year in office."

cancervative by theocamb February 5, 2010