Cancaning 

Playing Offenbach's Cancan at full blast and thereby allowing people to hear it, basically works like a rickroll

Person 1: Gotta go and do some cancaning
a few moments later
Person 2: AAAAHHHHH! I have been cancaned for the 19821396862nd time!
Person 1: lol, get trolled

Cancaning by UrLocalSeagull May 4, 2023

Canning Town 

Area of the East End of London. Part of the borough of Newham.
Known as the birth place of countless of White English working class criminals.

'Pakis may run the gaff in Bethnal Green, but they don't f*cking do here!'
Canning Town native

Canning Town by Beggie July 13, 2012

canbanning 

Banning annoying friends who beg for pop and/or beer who then take a couple sips and leave it to expire and for you to clean up

Jon: Can you get me another Coke?
Me: You have one
Jon: Yea but its flat :(
Me: Screw you I'm canbanning you
Jon: Nooooo!!

canbanning by MN Rainmaker February 4, 2010

Canning Peaches 

A slang term for sexual intercourse. It comes from the action of sticking a penis in a vagina or asshole, which is similar to putting peaches and syrup into cans.

Man 1: Me and my girlfriend's grandma were "canning peaches" last night!

Man 2: Really?? Well while you were doing that last night, I was "canning peaches" with your mom!

Canning Peaches by Eziquio C. December 15, 2014

Ass Canning 

v. Anal sex. The act of inserting male genitalia into the anus of a female or male in order to orgasm.

Johnny inserted his penis into Jill's anus over and over again until spewing a load of cum. Johnny was ass canning Jill.

Ass Canning by St0rmshadow May 19, 2008

Red Canning It 

When at a party, while everybody is drinking, you are sipping on non-alcoholic beer.

The word and usage comes from the red cans of Old Milwaukee Non-Alcoholic beer.

Normally, red canning it, refers to Mormons who don't drink alcohol (5%), responsible people who don't drink alcohol(5%), or potential sex offenders who generally do drink alcohol but just are looking to "score" on a pissed-drunk young (most likely under-aged) woman (90%).

Despite the reason, every person red canning it, appears to be drinking and therefore:
1. receives no questions about not drinking;
2. does not appear gay;
3. receives minimal peer pressure;
4. gets all the numbers; and

5. makes out with all the girls who are drunk.

Dude One: Dude Two! She totally made out with me while I was red canning it. I remember the whole thing!

Dude Two: Do you know what Megan's Law is?

Red Canning It by InsertPseudoNameHere January 16, 2011

Cannalingus 

Cannalingus is the art of oraly pleasuring a vagina whilst using cannabis infused topicals.

Wow babe that cannabis lube really works! Yea its taken my oral skills to a whole new level, cannalingus.

Cannalingus by Teagen le Tigressa May 31, 2018