the canadien stranglar

The 'Canadien Stranglar' is a notorious Asian criminal who resides in Canada. He immigrated to Canada from China at the age of 10 and began living a life of crime on the streets. He's well known for being a positive role model in the gangster and criminal community. He doesn't deal or do drugs and usually doesn't resort to any violence. He is well known to 'do' chicks and than after try and choke them, but he can never do it and they always run away. He is currently in jail.

The canadien stranglar tried choking me the other day after I had sex with him.

the canadien stranglar by Donovan200 September 16, 2006

Canadien sprinkler 

When a guy pees extremely hard and the urine goes all over the toliet seat

My little brother justed pulled a Canadien sprinkler and our mom got him in so much trouble.

Canadien sprinkler by Canuck21 April 18, 2011

Canadian Rubik’s Cube 

A sex act in which a subject is lubed in maple syrup, and gang banged by 3 males of 6 different ethnicities.

I walked in on my girlfriend receiving a Canadian Rubik’s cube when I came home for my lunch break

Canadian Rubik’s Cube by Dalton and Zach September 7, 2022

Raymond's big Canadian cock 

Man I love Raymond's big Canadian cock

That's a Raymond's big Canadian cock

Raymond's big Canadian cock by Canadian raccoon March 22, 2022

True Canadian Shotgun 

A True Canadian Shotgun (TCS) is the best pick-me-up for any time of the day. Although this shot gun uses Tim Hortons coffee instead of beer there is still some alcohol involved. A TCS is made up of three liquids: Tims coffee in a Tims to-go cup (as mentioned before), Canadian maple syrup, and Canadian rye whisky (preferably Crown Royal).

To do a TCS you first make sure the lid to your coffee is on well, then flip the cup upside down and poke a hole into the cup, just like you would if you were shotgunning normally. Then add a shot of whisky to the coffee and shotgun away. After you have shotgunned the coffee and whisky mixture use Maple Syrup as a chaser.

A good drinking game to play is whenever you see a moose you have to do a True Canadian Shotgun. (Best played when in Newfoundland)

Dean: Damn Jack you seem really down.
Jack: Stephanie just dumped me because I’ve been bangin the noodle to much.
Dean: Harsh man, here come do a True Canadian Shotgun with me and you’ll feel better.

True Canadian Shotgun by 5wampDaddy July 17, 2018

Canadian Shower 

1. Taking a liquidy shit off a ski left.
2. Can also be applied to any situation in whch a liquidity shit occurs by accident.

Example 1: Bob ate a burrito just before going skiing and gave a Canadian Shower to a group of little kids skiing under the lift.

Example 2: I wanted to fart in Bob's face while he was sleeping but I accidentally gave him a Canadian Shower.

Canadian Shower by TheKimmer July 28, 2012

Canadian sweep 

An NBA playoff series that ends in six games. Defined as “sweeping the opponent, but giving them two, you know, to be polite." Preferably, but not necessarily, a series in which the series-winner loses the first two games on the road then wins the next four in a row.

The raptors canadian sweeped the bucks

Canadian sweep by 416G May 25, 2019