Camroinism 

A religion dedicated to worshiping our lord and savior Camroin.

"Camroinism is the only religion"

Camroinism by camroinsno1fan February 1, 2021

Carlinism 

The shared beliefs of George Carlin (1937-2008), one of the greatest human minds that ever lived. Carlin taught us that Republicans/Conservatives are full of shit, kids today are largely flawed, God doesn't exist and those who believe in most religion are assholes who kill people for no reason (His words, not mine.), and people in general are scared, weak, evil, manipulative, callous sacks of shit who sit around playing with their pricks until they die, and other such thoughts.

Churchgoer: Hey, I'm going to church, wanna come?

Carlinist: No thank you, I believe in Carlinism, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go jack off.

Carlinism by ifyoureadthisthenyoulostthegam April 25, 2010

Carwinism 

Throughout history the surrounding world has selected the cars that are most fit. Just as for the natural species, cars ability to adapt to new conditions has decided which models that have become successful. Factors such as the economy, the price of oil, baby booms, popular culture, urban planning and law has all decided the evolution of car.

he thought about buying a steam engine car but reconsidered when realizing it was extinct by carwinism.

Carwinism by Audini July 3, 2009

Carlinism 

Refers to George Carlin, a comedian from 1960s-2000s. Carlin was prolific in his (usually profane) observations and ridicule of societal norms.

A typical Carlinism: "My friend is undergoing extensive cuntification with his latest girlfriend."

Carlinism by macdude72 March 10, 2009

Cameronism 

The belief that you are better than any body else (history) Cameronism began around 1991 A.D. It is base around the rejection of the opinions and beliefs of others. In Cameronism, the Cameronists opinion is considered the absolute and utmost authority. Follows of Cameronism are also coincidentally filthy rich. Wealthy children usually convert to Cameronism when they realize the world will not shower them with material possessions as their parents did. It would seem that follows of Cameronism would not be concerned with popularity, but their religion is just a fall back for when their futile efforts to keep up with the crowd (i.e. spiked hair, faded pants, rap music) fail. They may also receive a guitar around the 13th year of life. The Cameronist does not necessarily need to know how to play guitar, just how to tell people that he or she does. Cameronists will only play when there is someone to impress. If the person is not impressed, their opinion no longer matters. Fortunately, the lives of Cameronists are short lived. Around 20 years of age, Cameronists become extremists, attempting to teleport through walls, fly and walk through intersections, believing that the forces of physics, gravity and speeding vehicles are inferior and no longer apply to them. They will walk into the ghetto believing they are black, shot, and after a long and painful recovery enter the white neighborhood, and are shot for no apparent reason. But mirrors are the greatest killer of Cameronists. They will come to believe that their own reflection thinks its better and the Cameronist will seriously injure him or herself sissy slapping the glass.

I am a strong believer of Cameronism, bow before me mortal!

Cameronism by Keegan Meuris October 30, 2004

carwinism 

natural selection favoring survival in large SUV's over smaller cars.

she thought about buying the little green volkwagen but reconsidered when she thought about extinction by carwinism.

carwinism by bittersweet symphony September 16, 2003

Cameronism 

An unhealthy attraction to people who are sick or broken in some manner. Refers to the character Dr. Allison Cameron from FOX's popular television series House, M.D., where she displays affection for Dr. Gregory House because she believes he is bitter, sad, and lonely.

Jared: "I missed House M.D. last night because I was at SCSI's house to keep her from cutting herself again."

David: "Weren't you with Kristin last week?"

Jared: "Yeah, but she is just not the same after she 'came to christ' and got off crack..."

David: "Dude, you should see a shrink about that Cameronism."

Cameronism by ExtremeRW December 14, 2008