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Gino Camilletti 

Gino is the most perfect guy in the world. He is bald and fat. He is an alcoholic who drinks bud lite. His favorite pass time is shooting deer. He has a wife who smokes. Gino is the thiccest boi around. He has three sons who are ok. Expect Matthew, he is a god. That boi is cheating on his wife with Christine Fazio. Gino is strong and tough. He can whoop your ass in 20 seconds. Gino is the definition of perfect. A sexy man with a beer gut. He can chug a whole beer in 1 second. He has a 10-inch dick. Overall Gino Camilletti is the most perfect person around. He is a god
I wish my husband was more like Gino Camilletti.

Matthew R. Camilletti 

An Italian male. His family consists of Gino Camilletti, Kertis Camilletti, Christopher Camilletti, and Robert Camilletti. He is a baller at basketball and is better than all of the black wannabe Michel Jordans. He is a scalar in all of his subjects. Whatever he does is perfect. All of the girls want to be with him, but Matthew rejects them because he wants to meet the right person. And if he did go out with them, the girls cannot handle that 18-inch cock. When he goes to apply to colleges, all of the ivy league schools will want to give him a scholarship. When he grows up he will be a millionaire and own a famous bank with a lot of customers. He is way-way better than his brothers Chris and Robert. Overall he is the best, sexy beautiful, smart, and courageous man. He is basically a god.
Yo, you are like Matthew R. Camilletti!

Matthew Camilletti 

An extremely Caucasian(white) person who is a try hard at basketball. He likes to masturbate, however, due to the fact that he has such a tiny dick, he has to use tweezers.
Damn, you're such a Matthew Camilletti.

camiltoe 

when your underwear or pants are stuck in your vagina
that chick has a camiltoe
camiltoe by jason bushe June 11, 2008

{[camletoe Friday

Send ur camle toe pics to a guy and ask if he got a boner
I just sent him my pics for {camletoe Friday}
{[camletoe Friday by Ben James October 5, 2018

camillatoe 

The wedge of a woman's pussy that gives an overwhelming odor of a baby prostitute and anal nitrate
She had a camillatoe you could smell down the block.
camillatoe by Camilla Crack January 28, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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