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refers to the camel like features of Jay Z.
Jay Z is looking extra camely tonight. - Sub
Camely by greatgpaboog February 10, 2008
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hung like a camel 

A penis so large that it relates to the size of a camel's. Commonly used by arabian people.
Girl One: Girl, that arabian guy has a 9" penis.
Girl Two: Yeah, he's hung like a camel.
hung like a camel by A-RabMan April 22, 2016
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Camellama 

Camellama- a hybrid that is a result of the unfortunate event of a camel and llama meeting outside of a bouncy house; this animal is attracted to lower intellect organisms... particularly those from San Diego; naturally a talented cook camellamas make the best baked beans in the world.
I stumbled across a camellama today and I think I'm in love. She would put Bushes' Baked Beans to shame!
Camellama by hondagal December 16, 2011

Camel Toad 

The Camel Toad (incilius camelus) is a toad species found in the Great Plains region of The United States. It is well known for its ability to exude toxins from glands within its skin that have psychoactive properties.

Contemporary reports indicate that cameltenin-containing toad toxins have been used as a street drug; that is, as a supposed aphrodisiac, ingested orally in the form of ch’an su, and as a psychedelic, by smoking or orally ingesting Camel Toad secretion or dried skins.

During hot and dry weather, Camel Toads will seek out water and can often be found at local rivers and pools.
Let's go down to the pool to scout out some camel toads.
Camel Toad by Blippee July 12, 2023

Mustafa Camel Analtürk

Mustafa Camel Analtürk is the national hero of the Turks and the founder of the Republic of Turkey without forgetting his tireless efforts in humanitarian work when the Ottoman Empire was already in decline, for instance he took good care of Assyrians and Greeks and of course, nullified the Armenian genocide trials right from the start because no such a thing had ever happened, it was just a lamentable misunderstanding due to the fact that every year the turkey as a species suffers genocide just before Thanksgiving because of murderous infidels - just ask another honest humanist Reset Kebab Erdoğan about it, he knows that it wasn't the first large-scale genocide in the 20th century as foreigners falsely claim, or like journalist Hrant Dink claimed, also the majority of Turks know this truth but unfortunately ignorant foreigners do not.
"Mustafa Camel Analtürk is the national hero of the Turks and the founder of the Republic of Turkey."

Cameltop 

(Verb, Noun)
Firstly, fly to Peru using the ticket with the shrubbery bush. Drive to Mancos, Peru and in apartment number 208, there is a box with the location of a gypsy tribe. Go to the address and obtain the gypsy named Frank. You must lure him with the shrubbery bush. Once the gypsy is close enough, corner him, knock him out and duct tape him, then throw him in the van. The gypsy will give you the location of the camel costume used to cameltop, and the location of where to do it in Egypt. Fly to Egypt, with the bitch. Go to the location and you find the camel costume, and the camel with three humps. The final part involves roofieing both the camel AND the girl, who should wear the camel costume, or else either one will become aware of what they are about to do. The camel will see the girl in the camel costume, and will proceed to mount the girl, and mate. Next drink the 5 gallons to simulate a camel, and DP the girl with the camel. Then fly back to your home, change your name because what you have done is illegal in 48 and 1/2 states and 147 countries, and punishable by death in Thailand and Indonesia.
You: yo man while cameltopping her last night I accidentally touched the camels balls.
Other guy: dude that's disgusting.
You: Keep it on the DL.
Cameltop by XCFL August 19, 2011

chocolate camel 

When a lass shits in her hands and smears it all over her tits. The male then places his nob between the lass' tits and gets a tit wank.
I was at Heskey's house and this fat lass gave me a proper good chocolate camel.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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