CamelBoat 

Similar to motorboating, but done to the special sexy no no parts.

Susie let me camelboat her after that party Tuesday.

CamelBoat by KingFett September 15, 2014

Dark Age of Camelot 

1. Also known as DAoC. A massively multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG) that pits players against one another as one of three realms, Albion, Midgard, or Hibernia. Often referred to as "The Crack" or "Crackalot" due to its highly addictive nature, "Camelot" draws players in with it's intense PVP, and extensive selection of classes. One who is addicted to the game may be known as "Cracked Out" or simply "On the Crack"

2. Permanent residence of the Nerf Bat

1.<Person 1> Have you played DAoC?
<Person 2> No, I play Everquest! DAoC sucks!
<Person 1> Perforate Artery!

2. UGH! My Cleric!

Dark Age of Camelot by The Baron October 9, 2003

camelbow

The opposite side of your weenis.

You have a fat camelbow

camelbow by TopFlop March 26, 2023

Camelbask 

A person so caught up in one’s own narcissism and egotistical euphoria, and has lost (all) touch of reality.

“Erik was so obsessed with his “Hollywood Camelbask” image, he couldn’t determine if he was coming or going.”

Camelbask by by Polaris-SMB March 17, 2023

CamelBack Drunk 

A word used to describe the act of getting black out drunk with a CamelBack filled with wine.

Dude, did you hear about Andrew? He went out last night and got CamelBack drunk and pissed all over the floor at the movie theater.

CamelBack Drunk by Historymaker121 July 29, 2011

camelot 

King Arthur's castle. A rather silly place.

We're knights of the round table,
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes,
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spam-a-lot

We're knights of the round table.
Our shows are formidable.
So many times,
We give them rhymes,
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphragm-a-lot.

In war, we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests,
We sequin vests,
And impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot.

I have to push the pram-a-lot.

camelot by Snake March 7, 2005

CamelBak Spoiled 

the condition contracted when one has only used CamelBak waterbottles, which consist of a straw that must be bitten to recieve liquid, for an extended period of time and is then forced to use a conventional water bottle, which must be tipped. Said person then looks like an idiot during the moments of confusion trying to figure out how to tip the water bottle to recieve more liquid. The result is a spastic type of dance done with the water bottle tipped at an awkward angle.

Sabrina: "Yo, whats up with Sky over there?"

Hannah: "Oh, she forgot her CamelBak water bottle."

Sabrina: "ah. She's CamelBak Spoiled."

CamelBak Spoiled by jazzycat08 November 6, 2011