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Dark Age of Camelot
1. Also known as DAoC. A massively multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG) that pits players against one another as one of three realms, Albion, Midgard, or Hibernia. Often referred to as "The Crack" or "Crackalot" due to its highly addictive nature, "Camelot" draws players in with it's intense PVP, and extensive selection of classes. One who is addicted to the game may be known as "Cracked Out" or simply "On the Crack"
2. Permanent residence of the Nerf Bat
2. Permanent residence of the Nerf Bat
1.<Person 1> Have you played DAoC?
<Person 2> No, I play Everquest! DAoC sucks!
<Person 1> Perforate Artery!
2. UGH! My Cleric!
<Person 2> No, I play Everquest! DAoC sucks!
<Person 1> Perforate Artery!
2. UGH! My Cleric!
Dark Age of Camelot by The Baron October 9, 2003
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CamelBoat • Camel coat • camel bath • Camelot • camelballs • camelbak • CamelBack Drunk • Camelbacking • camboat • Camelbach Music
camelbow
You have a fat camelbow
Camelbask
A person so caught up in one’s own narcissism and egotistical euphoria, and has lost (all) touch of reality.
“Erik was so obsessed with his “Hollywood Camelbask” image, he couldn’t determine if he was coming or going.”
Camelbask by by Polaris-SMB March 17, 2023
CamelBack Drunk
Dude, did you hear about Andrew? He went out last night and got CamelBack drunk and pissed all over the floor at the movie theater.
CamelBack Drunk by Historymaker121 July 29, 2011
camelot
We're knights of the round table,
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes,
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spam-a-lot
We're knights of the round table.
Our shows are formidable.
So many times,
We give them rhymes,
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphragm-a-lot.
In war, we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests,
We sequin vests,
And impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot.
I have to push the pram-a-lot.
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes,
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spam-a-lot
We're knights of the round table.
Our shows are formidable.
So many times,
We give them rhymes,
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphragm-a-lot.
In war, we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests,
We sequin vests,
And impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot.
I have to push the pram-a-lot.
CamelBak Spoiled
the condition contracted when one has only used CamelBak waterbottles, which consist of a straw that must be bitten to recieve liquid, for an extended period of time and is then forced to use a conventional water bottle, which must be tipped. Said person then looks like an idiot during the moments of confusion trying to figure out how to tip the water bottle to recieve more liquid. The result is a spastic type of dance done with the water bottle tipped at an awkward angle.
Sabrina: "Yo, whats up with Sky over there?"
Hannah: "Oh, she forgot her CamelBak water bottle."
Sabrina: "ah. She's CamelBak Spoiled."
Hannah: "Oh, she forgot her CamelBak water bottle."
Sabrina: "ah. She's CamelBak Spoiled."
CamelBak Spoiled by jazzycat08 November 6, 2011
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