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Callejo is the name of a great Spanish family. Legend has it they mostly live in Las Vegas, and some in Argentina and Spain. They are the absolute reincarnation of Jesus H. Christ himself, with power 2X over him. The biggest dick you'll find on any man in the world, and they have God-Like powers in bed. (Since they are God Reincarnations) A Callejo can pull any chick they want any fuck them. The Callejos can pull through NNN easily and have lots of wealth, power and dominance. They have super cool cars like Mclarens and are miles better than most people you will meet. They are super popular and lots of girls simp for them.
Female Callejos have the same status except they pull guys and not chicks.
Callejos have a huge cryptocurrency level and vibe to hip-hop and spanish music. They have a very good relationship too.

ALWAYS BEFRIEND A CALLEJO, THEY HAVE SUPER BIG DICKS, GOD-LIKE ABILITIES IN BED, AND SUPER COOL AND CHILL. STICK WITH THEM FOR LIFE.
Girl 1: Who is he??
Random Person 1: Oh him? He's a 'Callejo', best man ever.
Girl 1: Oh my god he's SO HOT I'd fuck him right now...
Boyfriend: wait what the hell?!?!
Girl 1: Yeah, we're DONE.
Callejo by Ryhin November 2, 2022
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To achieve a level of awesomeness previously thought unattainable
I did a Calleja in the surf competition

He Calleja'd all the outstanding work. No one has ever achieved that much in such a short time
Calleja by Micko1978 November 27, 2012

callejero 

1. wanderer (within the city or town, often for binge or partying and other unproductive activities)

2. a person who often goes out for unproductive activities
"Ya no seas callejero y busca trabajo" "Stop going out (for fun) and look for a job"
callejero by Martha_3930 January 18, 2018

callekoo 

A neat person who likes anime
You're such a callekoo when you watch anime for 12 hours at a time
callekoo by MrBear April 25, 2005
A California-centric narrative or visual representation, in which a character, place or event can be interpreted to represent a hidden meaning with moral significance.
An excellent example of a Callegory would be "Hotel California" by the Eagles.
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Do a Dani Calleja 

To be so enraged by the slightest hint of rejection that you take a shit on someone's living room floor.
He asked me to leave after we finished having sex, so I was like, "I'm totally going to do a Dani Calleja. That'll teach him!"
A retarded emo, run by a Chinese kid who likes minecraft
Gawd, Calleno’s videos are sooo bad
calleno by rojocamarada January 17, 2018
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