class-5 clinger 

a person who has obtained the highest level of cling; one who clings at all costs.

The bitch we met at that party is a class-5 clinger and will not leave me alone.

class-5 clinger by Danworth Norris July 4, 2006

Billary Clinger 

An individual who is unable or unwilling to acknowledge that Hillary Clinton lost the 2016 Presidential election, according to the explicit, published rules. See: Billary, bitter clinger.

Person 1: "Hillary Clinton is our legitimate President because she won the popular vote!"

Person 2: "Look, we all know you're a Billary Clinger, but that's not how the election works."

Billary Clinger by Linoge_WOTC July 1, 2017

Stage 5 Clinger

When you start dating someone and they end up being a total STALKER and CLINGY. They often start slowly and work their way up to letting you know they are a Stage 5 Clinger.
1. They will begin by being sweet to you and calling you. Everything will seem perfectly fine,
you will think 'WOW I have an Amazing Gf/Bf.
2. Suddenly they begin by asking you "WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER MY TEXT!"
"WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME BACK!"
"WHERE ARE YOU!"
3. They can also be very DEADLY to You or Themselves.
(They might even hurt themselves if you don't break it off early enough.)

"He's acting like a Stage 5 Clinger, One moment he's leaving me alone and then the next moment he's threatening me because I didn't text him back. HELP ME!"

Stage 5 Clinger by rawrkitten101 April 1, 2015

Dingle Clinger 

A dingle clinger is a dingle berry that is passed from the anus of the receiver to the pubic hair of the giver during/after anal sex.

After passionate sex with his boyfriend, Lance pulled out only to find a dingle clinger remaining in his pubic hair.

Dingle Clinger by DixieCupDrinker December 15, 2010

Stage Five Clinger 

1. A potential romantic and/or sexual interest who quickly reveals him or herself to be too forward and needy. A pursuit that one suddenly realizes one must at once stop pursuing because they have, in turn, become the pursued. Fatal attraction to the extreme, indicated, most often, by excessive communication across various media, simultaneously (texting, email, Facebook, Twitter, postal mail, showing up at your place of work and/or school, phoning you, until you finally reply, and often relentlessly even if/when you do).

2. Also, Stage 5 Clinger. Same meaning as above; a person to whom one is not mutually attracted, at least not near so intensely or desperately. A person who makes inordinate assumptions of commitment and intimacy when in reality there is absolutely none, since both parties have not logically had enough time to commit or get close, nor shall they due to the clinginess.

1. "Bro, the date last night with Cheryl bombed majorly--total Stage Five Clinger. Woke up this morning to 563 texts and the emails are still comin' in...wants me to meet her parents and be her 'first'...."

2. "Ugh. Stage 5 Clinger. 'Nuff said!"

Stage Five Clinger by PicklePuss November 15, 2013

stage five clinger 

A member of the opposite sex that is likely to become overly attached, overly fast. Virgins, those on the rebound, and the emotionally fragile are more likely to have this term applied to them. Orignally from the movie Wedding Crashers.

We need to get Nick away from that chick. She's a stage five clinger.

We've got a stage five clinger situation. I need someone running interference on the blonde behind me, now.

I nailed that chick last weekend and seriously regret giving her my number - I'm getting 2 or 3 calls a day. I think what we've got ourselves here is a stage five clinger.

stage five clinger by Dan Everett April 26, 2006

clinger fart 

When one omits an obnoxious odor from the anus which clings to the clothing of the nearest person.

Stephen ' s clinger fart left Christian's shirt smelling like rotten ass hole for thirty minutes.

clinger fart by bite the pillow I am going in March 27, 2015