Calendarman

The freaking greatest Super villain in all of DC universe. He is over weight, bald, and greasy. Enjoys doing things on special days like Christmas. Has the special ability to know what day it is without looking at calendar. Doesn't really have any powers but can tell what day it is better than almost anyone.

Robin : Holy Spirit Batman all the villains have escaped
Batman : What about Calendarman?

Robin : No, it's not a holiday yet.

Calendarman by Calendarman!! November 22, 2011

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Calendar Man

To be messed up and have a disordered life. Not having a path in life and ambitions as well as goals. Refers to needing a calendar to sort out one's life.

Chloe: " Michelle you're so awesome and better than me! I don't know what I want to do with my life!"
Michelle: " Ahh gyal dem you's a calendar man."

Calendar Man by michelledomination March 3, 2016

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Calendarman • Calendaring

Calendaring

To do what a calendar does; to calendar. Calendaring is the verb form of the noun, calendar. When you are calendaring, you are interacting with a calendar in some way.

"Suzie, put that phone down this instant!"
"But grandma, I was just calendaring! Your birthday is coming up, and I didn't want to forget."

Calendaring by Marc IRL December 15, 2011

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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