California slide

Not coming to a complete stop at a stop sign, but rather "sliding" through.

I didn't see any cops around, so I just did a California slide through the stop sign.

by Brian A. Thomson January 14, 2009

california land slide

When a male is straddling a woman's chest and she is preforming oral sex. The male poops on her and it slides down her chest. This works best when it is diarrhea.

Last night was so romantic. Joe gave me the gift of a California land slide.

by yeah101 December 23, 2008

california fudge slide

when a woman shits on a guys dick and then he bangs her with it .

Yo mikey really gave that hootchie a california fudge slide at the party last night.

by kIDFuNkyFRieD April 4, 2011

california slip n slide

when your getting head and a girl pukes on your dick and uses it as lube

stephanie was so drunk that she threw up so jack forced her to perform a california slip n slide.

by OG Beach Crew December 9, 2008

california sliders

When a guy shits, proceeds to pick it up with his left hand and slides it across a woman's chest until all of it is gone and makes a criss cross pattern, thus giving her California sliders.

John went to the host club and asked for a California slider.
Hey did you hear the news? Bailey gave Julia a California slider last night at the party! Shit was cray cray!
A new craze is sweeping the nation, people everywhere are giving each other california sliders!

by crazed and confused August 26, 2013

east side opening (eso) of san josé california

The opening to the east side in San José , California. It is the opening when you go down east santa clara until the downtown streets end (ends at 34th street and begins on king road when going east on santa clara). In my personal experience, it is a great, fun, and fast moving place where numerous resturants and shops reside on the sidewalks, also where the infamous May 29th (2020) protest on highway 101 occured, i was there luckily in order to record it. ended badly unfortunately as the police came but yah anyways

man 1: where is the eso(east side opening)

man 2: drive all the way down through east santa clara street until you hit 34th, then the eso begins after 34th ends and when king road begins.

definition of east side opening (eso) of san josé california= the opening to the east side from downtown sj

by sanjoseog408 September 22, 2020