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cliterus 

When one obvious male does not know how to spell Clitoris.
guy: i like da cliterus
girl: ...You fail at life.
cliterus by Coobadoo December 31, 2005

cliterus 

small erea of a womans body located in the pussy area that makes girls orgasm hard as fuck.
i tickled you mothers cliterus and blew out my eardrums listening to her scream.
cliterus by king tut August 14, 2003

Hairy Cliterus 

Hairy Cliterus- (aka Hillary Clinton) The vice president of the united states along with president Donald Duck.
Person 1- How the F*** is Hairy Cliterus even a candidate for president?!
Turtle kid- I like turtles.

Clitorous Rex 

A T-rex with a vagina for a mouth who roars with queefs and has a small penis.
Clitorous Rex by SumGuy43 June 1, 2016

cliterous 

The most sensitive spot on the vagina.
She rubbed her cliterous when she got her orgasm.
cliterous by Chris Ballz May 13, 2006

glitterous cliterous 

glittery clittery, glitty clitty, glitterous cliterous, all very interesting names
yung playa: yo shawty you got a glitterous cliterous?
shawty: duhhh if you don’t got a glitty clitty you not valid
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