Calfstrated

When your calfs have been figuratively cut off from running so much.

Holy shit those sprints calfstrated me.

by Lars Runbeck May 15, 2012

castrated

Balls cut off

Trespassers will be castrated

by Shib May 14, 2002

Halfstrated

Like getting castrated, but in this case you only lose one of your testicles leaving you to be half a man. Carries the added correct implication that you are now only half straight after a receiving a halfstration.

P1: Hey you know that guy Dash? Only has one ball.

P2: Must’ve gotten halfstrated. Half a man.
P1: Nah I think he had testicular cancer.

by hexxhex October 10, 2018

Clustrated

Combination of frustrated and cluster fuck. The feeling one encounters through involvement in a frustrating situation when surrounded by people whose heads are up their collective asses and events that have no clearly defined direction.

We have had nine meetings to make a decision about a project that has been cancelled. I'm really clustrated!

by PMar1 July 12, 2010

Castrated

To have an ability severed completely and utterly without end

The devil needs all of his non-good thoughts to be made one Kenneth David Edgar Anderson or he will be completely castrated.

by Hellsprung February 14, 2018

cyber-castrated

The act of being censored or banned on a message board.

He was cyber-castrated that's why he's not replying to your post.

by Graybeard1952 October 5, 2010