A devastating social disorder where a person wants to achieve celebrity without any work. Symptoms present themselves in: the desire to be famous (or becoming famous) for doing absolutely nothing, entitlement issues, excessive Twitter activity; amassing an army of facebook friends for no particular purpose (i.e. showingcasing one's art, reel, portfolio, etc.) other than to garner attention. The sufferer is often deluded by the idea that one can be "made" a celebrity if enough people follow or friend them. Other signs of the disorder can include creating and/or "leaking" your own sex tape, public photos without underwear, inability to form or maintain genuine relationships, the title of "socialite", and rich parents who might have actually accomplished something in their lifetime.

Dr. Kibblesauce: Celebritism is becoming rampant among today's youth...a crippling disorder my research shows to have originated with Paris Hilton and mutated in Kim Kardashian. It is also closely associated with Los Angelism.

John (on Twitter): Yay! I'm up to 3442 friends on facebook!
Jane: Dude, you gotta tone down the celebritism...you only know 42 of them!

Meg (tweeting about her dog): Apparently Cherie's surgery went really well. (Thank goodness!!) She's in recovery now. #getwellsooncherie
Guy: Who the fu©k cares?? God, I wanna smack that bitch then go eat a cheeseburger.

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celebitician

A politician who has garnered celebrity status.

Kennedy was a celebitician and Obama is a celebitician.

celebitician by Sonya Bible, Attorney at Law January 20, 2009

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Celebritism

Celebritism is a lifestyle on wants to achieve, a lifestyle portrayed in media. Includes, spending lots of money, going on fad diets, and hurting people to get their face in the cameras shot.

Some people hide the fact that they are Celebritist, because of their schemes to get themselves famous.
But some openly admit, it through song, action, and word.
Some people (like me) consider the form of open Celebritism a good thing.

Britney Flickinger (Paris Hilton's my new BFF Season 1 winner) had a serious case of Celebritism, the kind where you hide it for your own agenda. She had it so bad she was willing to lie to Paris Hilton, and all the other castmates to win.

Lady Gaga, is now very famous but in her songs, she mentions, fame, sex, and alcohol, 3 main ingredients of a Celebritists' diet.

Celebritism by Tom Ruem October 18, 2009

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calcitis

I syndrome associated with doing too much Calc homework. Results in the patient having increased endorphin levels resulting in the person being usually giddy, finding the most trivial things amusing such as the fact that they mix sin(x) and cos(x) to form sos(x) which makes it seem like the variable x is crying out for help, just like the patient's tired brain.

Sam:**laughing hysterically while staring at paper**
John: "What's wrong with him?"
Bob: Calcitis...
John: Poor soul, is there anything we can do?
Bob: We're only in algebra, he'll have to fight through it

calcitis by dpgander November 5, 2009

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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