Caldew 

The school in Cumbria which is currently ‘inadequate’ ,and is a pile of shite , some of the students which attend caldew think there roadmen and absolute charvas , they will defo leave Caldew to go n sell drugs

“Hey you heard of Caldew?”

“Ye I heard it’s a pile of shite, with failing academic results”

Caldew by Topman123 July 31, 2019

elevator calder

louis tomlinson's beard (played by eleanor calder and her twins, sometimes even liam payne)

"there's no way louis is dating elevator calder, he's in love with harry since he was 18"

elevator calder by lightsforlou January 20, 2021

Calden 

He's the most loyal. Give his life for others kind of guy. Superman in the flesh, with the mind of Iron Man. Definitely want him in your life🔥🔥
Loves coffee and cars

Calden once ate a chillie he couldn't handle

Calden by The Inspirator November 20, 2018

elanour calder

A beard covering up for One Direction band members Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson. Is told to date Louis Tomlinson so fans "Directioners" are tricked in to thinking that Louis and Harry are not homosexual. Managment won't stop at anything to keep Louis and Harry separated from eachother.

Interviewer:Louis is it true that you have a girlfriends ,correct?
Louis: yes her name is Elanour Calder were very happy together (Harry and Louis look back at eachother to make sure they understand the lie and make everything clear that Louis and Elanour have no feelings for eachother what so ever)

elanour calder by _Larry_1992 December 2, 2013

Chris Caldwell

One bad ass mutherfucker and French Horn Player. Don't even think about questioning his authority, even if you don't know him. He'll slap you across the face and make you spit shine the shit out of his patent leather shoes.

He's one of those guys who you just know could kick your ass. Physically, and mentally, without even giving it a second thought. To be a Chris Caldwell of the world means to be a virtual connoisseur of anything, and everything. To know everything about the modern world, and to drop musical deuces on those who piss you off.

Band kid 1: "Is that Chris Caldwell?"
Band kid 2: "Holy shit it is, let's play our notes right or he'll pour hot water on our feet and beat our asses backstage."

Janitor: "Wow the grass on the marching field sure did spring up this year!"
Drum Major: "It's because Caldwell made everyone cry so much they irrigated that shit."

Chris Caldwell by TheSoulOfgenius October 5, 2012

tego calderon 

also known as tego calde.el abayalde.
el q bellaquea debajo de una palma.Puerto Rico, represent the jolny society.

"mi negrita linda tiene...chiquititos los ojitos..."

tego calderon by siescierto May 3, 2004

Caldwell Tanner 

Man who does most of the Illustrations on College Humor.com

He does weekly drawcasts with Riley, Creighton, Owen, and Kevin Corrigan, where he draws comics and talks about Back to the Future.

Did you see the Drawcast last week? Caldwell Tanner talked about Back to the Future!

Caldwell Tanner by thatquietkid June 18, 2010