Calder

The most amazing man you will ever meet. He is perfect from his head to his toes. He will infiltrate your mind and heart. Every moment spent with him is absolutely perfect. He is very headstrong and will never give up. At times he can be stubborn but that never stops him from succeeding. Whenever you look into his eyes, time will stop. His touch will give you butterflies and his kisses will always bring a smile to your face. He will love unconditionally and look past imperfections. He will do everything he can to treat you like a queen. He is the only man that will actually understand it all. He will make you want to be a better person. He is so easygoing and being around him just seems natural. He will make you the happiest girl in the world. No one else will ever even compare to him. He is above and beyond any expectation of a "good" boyfriend. He is the best thing to ever walk into your life and you will never ever want to lose him.

Calder is absolutely perfect.

by summmmmer September 14, 2013

Calder

calder is generally a man's name, can be a womans. That means to seek the young grasshopper in the meadow.
Calders are usually tall and athletic.
Calders also have a good sense of humor. They usually have hairy legs and take a while in the bathrooms.

calder was 11 years old when he fell off his bike.

by sally455 January 24, 2009

Calder

A tall handsome male with a large dick, usually long enough to be laid across a piano keyboard.

I wish i was a calder, don't you?

by filopastry October 8, 2014

Calder

anyone with a penis at least 2 feet in length

look at calder, hes like a tripod

by MurderYourself! August 13, 2010

Calder

Verb: To lie, making your friend look like a huge creeper to the boy she likes, while having done none of the things you said she did. In fact, in some cases, YOU did the things that caused your friend to look like a creep.
Can be thought of as a bitchy move. Karma well come back to haunt anyone who had Caldered.

"Hey Calder, My friend was taking pictures of you while you were snowboarding... Look!"

by ToldyaIdpost September 11, 2011

calderize

to leer at large breasted women in a creepy way from a close proximity

steve often calderizes girls at bars

by Steven Calder February 18, 2006

Calderic

Someone who worships Eleanor Calder, Louis Tomlinson's so-called girlfriend. A calderic is said to be performing Indian rituals to look like Eleanor.

Calderic: If you don't know how big Eleanor's thighgap is you are not a true calderic.

by Stylinfag March 21, 2013