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Calculating bitch 

A deceive woman that is very good at playing mind games.

calculating 

acting in a scheming and ruthlessly determined way
he was a coolly calculating, ruthless man
calculating by lucky Jasmine September 1, 2017

calcubation

The act of obsessively calculating your grade in a class. Frequently done after tests. It is highly masturbatory in nature.
Patrick: "I think I failed that last chem test. Well, I guess it's time to do some calcubation. Do you want to join in?"

Timothy: "Nah, I stopped doing that years ago."
calcubation by pfflian314 October 8, 2011

Calculating Finances

The Wealthy Man had a child Calculate His Finances.
Unfortunately, he broke his calculator.

The child was Calculating Finances too hard.

Calculating 

The calculating of possible outcomes is a process for determining the number of possible results for an event. There are various methods for conducting this process. The best way to calculate the number of possible outcomes of an event is dependent on the type of event and the structure of the event.
I didn't hear a word you said I'm Calculating the possible outcomes of everything I do .
Calculating by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 15, 2019

over-calculating 

a) Spending time calculating a value with way more significant figures than akcually required, b) Calculating something that shouldn't be calculated, e.g. time "wasted" whilst you're reprimanded by parents for your trivial wrong-doings when you ought to have that time to catch up latest YouTube videos
I spent an hour over-calculating how much time I'd lose getting yelled at for missing curfew, when I could've just been watching my favorite YouTube videos instead!
over-calculating by Emotional Cruiser September 29, 2025