Definitions by The-Mountain
Calculating Finances
The Wealthy Man had a child Calculate His Finances.
Unfortunately, he broke his calculator.
The child was Calculating Finances too hard.
Unfortunately, he broke his calculator.
The child was Calculating Finances too hard.
Calculating Finances by The-Mountain December 5, 2012
A Wealthy Man
A Wealthy Man: Someone who would likely choose their occupation as a school teacher, or a principal. They often like to hire children to "Calculate their finances"
A Wealthy Man by The-Mountain December 5, 2012
Taxi Cab Whore
A Girl who charges sex by the mile.
$10 Per Mile.
M/S + M = T
Then
T(N) = $10(N)
M = One mile in feet
S = Size of manhood (In inches)
T = Total amount of thrusts per mile
N = Number of miles
$10 Per Mile.
M/S + M = T
Then
T(N) = $10(N)
M = One mile in feet
S = Size of manhood (In inches)
T = Total amount of thrusts per mile
N = Number of miles
Ex.1
5280/8 + 5280 = 5940
Then
5940(1) = $10(1)
5940 = $10
So, For every 5,940 Thrusts into the Vagina or Anus, the Taxi Cab Whore charges you $10
Ex.2
5280/7.5 + 5280 = 5984
Then
5984(2) = $10(2)
11968 = $20
If you thrust her for two miles worth of your manhood, Taxi Cab Whore charges you $20
5280/8 + 5280 = 5940
Then
5940(1) = $10(1)
5940 = $10
So, For every 5,940 Thrusts into the Vagina or Anus, the Taxi Cab Whore charges you $10
Ex.2
5280/7.5 + 5280 = 5984
Then
5984(2) = $10(2)
11968 = $20
If you thrust her for two miles worth of your manhood, Taxi Cab Whore charges you $20
Taxi Cab Whore by The-Mountain November 21, 2011
PAINUS
PAINUS: When a male penis is inserted into the female's anus.
Penis + Anus = Painus.
It's a noun and a verb.
Penis + Anus = Painus.
It's a noun and a verb.
ex.1
Guy # 1: I had Painus with my girlfriend yesterday, it hurt like a bitch.
Guy # 2: Sounds like a pain in the ass.
ex.2
Man: My wife and I were PAINUS-ing last night, all was going well till a gave her a hernia.
Friend: Ouch...
Guy # 1: I had Painus with my girlfriend yesterday, it hurt like a bitch.
Guy # 2: Sounds like a pain in the ass.
ex.2
Man: My wife and I were PAINUS-ing last night, all was going well till a gave her a hernia.
Friend: Ouch...
PAINUS by The-Mountain November 11, 2011