Cakehead

Somebody who doesn't think before or while they act. A Cakehead is unlikely to understand conversation between normal people but will generally make up for it in strength and aggression. Cakeheads are not the smartest of creatures and can be easily distinguished by the occasional grunt and pulling big watts in the gym.

Ogre from revenge of the nerds is such a Cakehead.
He is all power and no technique, what a Cakehead.

by Your Average Cakehead March 8, 2019

Cakehead

Someone being fruity like cake (fruit cake) A person that seems a little off or has an odd aura about them.

Did you see that cakehead last night in the store? He bought two hundred dollars worth of hoagie buns!

by Noa Byrne January 7, 2004

CakeHead

A person who bakes and cooks in the kitchen too much or very frequently.

Your such a cakehead! Get out of the kitchen for once!

by Your Co worker June 12, 2019

cokeheadish

girls batting their eyelids to get a line of coke are said to be behaving 'cokeheadishly', as opposed to coquettishly!

Paris Hilton was described as 'cokeheadish' when she smiled sweetly at the policeman who arrested her in Las Vegas.

by marlon_brankovic August 28, 2010

cokehead

A person fortunate enough to have enough money to support a steady diet of delicious cocaine.

"I had to get a third job and start turnin tricks, but it's all good because I can afford to buy another gram of booger sugar!"

by pseudo-pseudonym March 21, 2004

Cokehead

A crackhead that won the lottery.

Those people on True Hollywood Story who won the lottery and who are now broke again because they are "cokeheads"

by Melanie1123 October 25, 2008

cokehead

Someone who physically depends on cocaine.

John is a cokehead. That's why he's crazy.

by Anonymous August 21, 2003