When you’re hitting it from the back and you rest your cane sauce on your partner’s butt so you can dip your chicken tenders in for a mid-stroke snack.
Dude kadetold me that last night he caniaced his ole’ lady last night.
Cainian is a person who CAN BE nice if they like you a lot, in a romantic or platonic way. Cainian tends to be kinda really kinky and get horny randomly, but would also like to cuddle 24/7. And Cainian is also really gay sometimes, and can also be very rude, honest and straightforward. If you live with a person called Cainian, be ready to have either a white cat, dog or a bunny. Or all. Cainian also really likes sushi and drawing all the time. If you know a person called Cainian, try and make them happy cause they deserve a lot of happiness.
"Omg bro that's so gay...No homo though bro."
"Wow bro, you're like Cainian..."
"Hey what are you doing?"
"Drawing."
"Sheesh, don't turn into an art weeb like that twink Cainian!"
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.