Cailem

Hands down the most amazing human to have ever been created. With incredible appearance, sharp wit and a true passion for life- this cat is unstoppable. He also loves halo, guitar, caramel sundaes and stomping cunts with large boots.

Hey, callum right?

Nah man, it's cailem.

Haha, don't fuck with me man. You aint legit.

Sure am, look at my massive penis

ASDFGHJKL. Can I get a photo?

A turkey slap it is.

THANKYOUSOMUCHOMG