carlem

Carlem is a really cool dude. If Carlem is awake, there is a smile on his face, and this smile spreads joy to everyone around him. While sometimes sassy, Carlem uses this skill to run with the big dogs- there isn’t a group of people out there that Carlem can’t join into.

When things are quiet Carlem can also chill out with the best of them, he can be found with his favourite people hanging out and making the most of a day. Carlem favourite people couldn’t do life without him, and can’t think of a time when he wasn’t around. It is as if a good life didn’t exist before Carlem came around.

If you have a Carlem, you best treat him right. Make sure Carlem is a part of your life, because unless you have him in your life, you don’t really have a life at all.

Carlem is the coolest guy around.

carlem by Whenallelsefailschoosehappines September 9, 2020

carlem

Carlem is a really cool dude. If Carlem is awake, there is a smile on his face, and this smile spreads joy to everyone around him. While sometimes sassy, Carlem uses this skill to run with the big dogs- there isn’t a group of people out there that Carlem can’t join into.

When things are quiet Carlem can also chill out with the best of them, he can be found with his favourite people hanging out and making the most of a day. Carlem favourite people couldn’t do life without him, and can’t think of a time when he wasn’t around. It is as if a good life didn’t exist before Carlem came around.

If you have a Carlem, you best treat him right. Make sure Carlem is a part of your life, because unless you have him in your life, you don’t really have a life at all.

Carlem is a cool person

carlem by Whenallelsefailschoosehappines September 10, 2020

carlem

Carlem is a really cool dude. If Carlem is awake, there is a smile on his face, and this smile spreads joy to everyone around him. While sometimes sassy, Carlem uses this skill to run with the big dogs- there isn’t a group of people out there that Carlem can’t join into.

When things are quiet Carlem can also chill out with the best of them, he can be found with his favourite people hanging out and making the most of a day. Carlem favourite people couldn’t do life without him, and can’t think of a time when he wasn’t around. It is as if a good life didn’t exist before Carlem came around.

If you have a Carlem, you best treat him right. Make sure Carlem is a part of your life, because unless you have him in your life, you don’t really have a life at all.

Person 1- hey Carlem
Person 2- yo

carlem by Whenallelsefailschoosehappines September 10, 2020

carlem

Carlem is a really cool dude. If Carlem is awake, there is a smile on his face, and this smile spreads joy to everyone around him. While sometimes sassy, Carlem uses this skill to run with the big dogs- there isn’t a group of people out there that Carlem can’t join into.

When things are quiet Carlem can also chill out with the best of them, he can be found with his favourite people hanging out and making the most of a day. Carlem favourite people couldn’t do life without him, and can’t think of a time when he wasn’t around. It is as if a good life didn’t exist before Carlem came around.

If you have a Carlem, you best treat him right. Make sure Carlem is a part of your life, because unless you have him in your life, you don’t really have a life at all.

Thanks for helping we spread the word about Carlem

carlem by Whenallelsefailschoosehappines September 10, 2020

carleah 

carleah is a very bright girl but stupid at times. She can come off rude but once you get to know her, she will be your best friend. Carleah is very dedicated to her work, school, and family. She does not take any crap from anyone, she speaks her mind. Carleah is very loyal and once she finds her person she in it for real there is no going back.

Carleah is my best friend

carleah by secrectly January 29, 2020

Calem

Calem is a pretty awesome guy with an awesome name. He is funny and smart and a great person to spend time with. He needs to be more emotional but you still know he cares even if he can't say it. If you have a calem you are a lukcy girl.

Person 1: hey I'm with a calem
Person 2: wow girl you're lucky

Calem by beeeellllllaaaaa October 22, 2015

Caremondá 

Literally "dick face"

The full phrase is "cara de mondá" where cara=face and mondá=dick (the accent over "á" indicates a stress at the end of the word; the stronger the stress and the wider you open your mouth, the greater the effect)

A curse used by the Caribbean people in Colombia. It has no real meaning whatsoever and, like almost all the curses in Colombian Caribbean, it is not insulting by itself but depending on the context and the tone used.

Friendly use:
Habla, caremondá (what's up, dick face)
Dile al caremondá ese que venga ya enseguida (tell that dick face to come now ASAP)

Insulting use:
¡Cuál es la malparida vaina tuya caremondá! (what's your fucking problem you dick face!)
¡Ven y dímelo en mi cara, CAREMONDÁ! (come and tell that to my face, DICK FACE!)

Caremondá by La Solitaria January 6, 2011