Cahan 

The act of saying umm more than 100 times in less than a minute. Typically those who accomplish cahan are affected by ADHD and enjoy creating random elaborate motions.

Yesterday I had 4 cups of coffee and I was able to achieve cahan.

Cahan by Mr. Nachumchum December 19, 2018

capanese 

When someone is very good at lying/capping, so much so that it becomes a 2nd language to them.

Jeff is such a liar he is fluent in capanese

capanese by DankPepe420 December 25, 2020

Cagan

Some fucking legend that will pull all the bitches. He's short but still growing (trust the process), and got a massive horse cock. Is a light Brown Turkish male, that will make all the homies laugh. Has a 200+ IQ and will whoop your ass in anything. Also Humble as fuck.

How do you become such a powerful entity to the point of becoming a Cagan.

Cagan by Carters Asshole(s) June 22, 2020

Cahaya 

Extremely gorgeous girl that has a good taste in music and art. She is powerful and sometime boleh kena pijak.

Hey, you look cahaya today!

Cahaya by Eriahk January 1, 2018

Wayne Calandriello 

A man of 13 offenses-Sign that he is the spawn of Satan
Known widely as a sex offender, who prefers spankings and shop-lifting Hispanics and playboys. Was fired for sex offense from Columbia High School, got rehired as a gym teacher in an elementary school, moved up to Maplewood Middle School, and once again ended up in Columbia High School.
Besides his desire for young men, Wayne is also a man of beauty, and knows how to dress and throw stacks. Wayne Calandriello is therefore the greatest gym teacher of all times.

Remember to kids to spread your butt cheeks for Wayne Calandriello!

Wayne Calandriello by Wayne Calendrillo December 13, 2014

Calandra 

She is loving, caring, warm spirited, loveable, and beautiful. She is likeable and dependable, everyone's best friend but do not cross her because just as she is friendly her wrath is cold as ice. She's spontaneous and lives to laugh and have fun. She's optimistic and sees the world in a positive light. She will always bring you joy.

Im having a bad day. I need Calandra to brighten it up and make me smile.

Calandra by Peaches1272 March 10, 2013

O'Caan 

A slash pairing (male/male) name consisting of Scott Caan & Alex O'Loughlin, the lead actors of the new remake of Hawaii Five-0.

Fangirl 1: Oh my god did you see the new H50 behind the scenes pictures?

Fangirl 2: Yes I did! Alex was drapped all over Scott, O'Caan is so canon!

O'Caan by teamocaan July 30, 2012