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Calumptuous 

(Cal-ump-chew-us) adjective - being both voluptuous and presumptious simultaneously
I know you've got amazing curves but you don't have to be calumptuous about it...
Calumptuous by Orca July 31, 2008
Alcoholic type behaviour e.g. being protective over your alcohol, mixing all your alcohol together and drinking it from a jug.
'don't be a callump, it's not healthy!'
'but i like sleeping with whiskey'

dont be a callump kids or else you'll end up like charlie sheen
callump by hallonobby June 5, 2011

Calumphobia 

The discrimination against any and or all people named Calum, usually performed by dream stans
Dream stan: I'm gonna plagiarise ur texts
Calum: Thats Calumphobia
Dream stan: No
Calumphobia by DilutedCoke April 15, 2022
State of grumpiness, due to lack of caffeine.
That guy I saw in the elevator this morning seemed very cafumpy.
Cafumpy by CountryKay February 15, 2014

Cuflumpastain 

Is the stain that remains after using a hand full of feces to masturbate with.
Ah for fucks sake Luke, you've left cuflumpastain's all over the loungeroom again.

Luke is a cuflumpastain.
Cuflumpastain by Ahab-Hubbs July 28, 2016
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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