Caflump

When you fart after a shower and it sounds like a scream.

My ears are ringing after that caflump!

by Shower Squirter 🚿 September 4, 2017

Calumptuous

(Cal-ump-chew-us) adjective - being both voluptuous and presumptious simultaneously

I know you've got amazing curves but you don't have to be calumptuous about it...

by Orca July 31, 2008

callump

Alcoholic type behaviour e.g. being protective over your alcohol, mixing all your alcohol together and drinking it from a jug.

'don't be a callump, it's not healthy!'
'but i like sleeping with whiskey'

dont be a callump kids or else you'll end up like charlie sheen

by hallonobby June 5, 2011

Calumphobia

The discrimination against any and or all people named Calum, usually performed by dream stans

Dream stan: I'm gonna plagiarise ur texts
Calum: Thats Calumphobia
Dream stan: No

by DilutedCoke April 15, 2022

Cafumpy

State of grumpiness, due to lack of caffeine.

That guy I saw in the elevator this morning seemed very cafumpy.

by CountryKay February 15, 2014

Cuflumpastain

Is the stain that remains after using a hand full of feces to masturbate with.

Ah for fucks sake Luke, you've left cuflumpastain's all over the loungeroom again.

Luke is a cuflumpastain.

by Ahab-Hubbs July 28, 2016