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Calumphobia by DilutedCoke April 15, 2022
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calxophobia
The fear of chalk and chalk related things such as chalk boards and chalky textures. Makes it hard for many people who enjoy playing pool.
I heard the the teacher made billy write his name on the board in marker instead of chalk. He has Calxophobia
calxophobia by Soddenbean345 February 1, 2018
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