callump 

Alcoholic type behaviour e.g. being protective over your alcohol, mixing all your alcohol together and drinking it from a jug.

'don't be a callump, it's not healthy!'
'but i like sleeping with whiskey'

dont be a callump kids or else you'll end up like charlie sheen

callump by hallonobby June 5, 2011

Callum Machan 

AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.

"OMG, IS THAT A CALLUM MACHAN?"
"No, he's not a cutie patootie like a real Callum!"

Callum Machan by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019

Callum’s corner 

British nonce Hunter
Who released no no noncesence
He exposes celebrities and youtubers for being nonces. He has a tic tac head

Dav alright this Callum’s corner man is well funny with us no no noncesence song

Callum’s corner by Little-willyy August 14, 2018

Doing a callum 

Doing a callum is where a girl instantly ignores you or tells you to piss off or go away

Oi mate your doing a callum by getting ignored by that girl she told you to piss off 😂

Doing a callum by Jamie pollard Callum’s mate October 28, 2018

A "callums corner" 

A metaphor for a bald man with a head that has the similar features of a tic tac. Or someone who hates commentary channel (eg. memeulous)

Person1: eyy that man was fly
person2: nah that man was A "callums corner"
Person1: oh you mean the you-
person2:shhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Person1:how did you cut me off we are texting?

A "callums corner" by CallumDoesStuffYT October 19, 2019

callum reeve

also known as another word for roast "chiken"

we just ate a callum reeve

callum reeve by fat90210 October 27, 2011

Callums Corner 

A 40 year old birtish guy with 340k subscribers who got called a tic tac in 2016

Did you see the new Callums Corner video

Callums Corner by WILODR June 7, 2021